Size: medium Gender: female Race: unimportant. Will find chemicals like Michael Jackson uses to match body. NOTE: Will not accept Michael Jackson's head. Specifications: Looking for head unencumbered by thoughts surrounding recent break up with long term boyfriend. Am sick of being ambushed by images of said boyfriend grinding with new chick on sheets I bought in December. Similarly, would also appreciate a head unlikely to break, repeatedly, into breakup conversations including phrases like "she's just more 'right' for me than you". Optional: Since willing to trade head altogether, would also be interested in head lacking any rage about our current government, any desperate pathos about the huddled masses against whom we are about to wage war, or, come to think of it, a head devoid of a a loop playing anything by Hall and Oates. Restrictions: Any head which enjoys "Touched by an Angel" need not respond. Ditto for heads looking forward to next Dixie Chicks concert. Will only need to recreate loop removal. Thanks

 

I think your looking for something that does not exist. I would suggest looking for a unicorn, you might have better luck.

 

+1 for da Unicorn, thats easier to find

 

I prefer the JACKALOPE!

 

check out mauled by a unicorn..........myspace.com/mauledbyaunicorn
that might help.



sorry unicorns were mentioned had to shamelessly plug.

 

dude just start punchin some ovaries, it works

 

I saw one in my backyard yesterday!!!

 

I like the monkey w/ four asses