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Originally Posted by UK n00b
This all sounds like a complete load of Bollocks!
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Originally Posted by glenspen
Come on Mike!!!! whats better on a friday night than a bottle of wine and a load of bollocks??? (apart from a proper bacon sandwich with HP sauce)????
A LOT of Becks and working on the L

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Originally Posted by SubaruCrazy
Well Glen,
A LOT of Becks and working on the L
-Greg
A LOT of Becks and working on the L

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Originally Posted by glenspen
My dad was a police officer for nearly 30 years, on dozens of occasions he dealt with a situation rationally when most people would have started throwing fists and using violence...and he's really good at violence. Be proud of yourself for keeping your cool.
Years back, we had a indoor karting meet in Santa Clara. There was this kid named Daniel who called himself "brucelee" because he fancied himself a martial artist. So he was trying to spar with everyone in the lobby of the kart track. For the most part, everyone just ignored him. But he persisted with all his kicks, punches and tough talk. After all, he called (and still calls!) himself "Brucelee." So he came up to me and tried sparring. After a quick friendly exchange, I tapped him in the face with my foot and then tapped him again with my loose fist before he could react. Real light. No bruise. No swelling. Nothing.. Just play friendly sparring. I think I had a joking smile on my face the whole time. Daniel, with his ego bruised and quite embarrassed about the public sparring smackdown (that he, quite literally asked for), turned red, started tearing and stormed out into the parking lot where he supposedly paced furiously and screamed about how he is going to come back inside and kill me. I was pretty shocked at how he took it. But knowing Daniel now, it all makes sense. When I realized that he was really upset, I went out and apologized. I told him that i didn't mean to hurt either him or his ego and I'm sorry if I did. He didn't want to talk to me so I just left it at that. We all went out to Dinner that night, including Daniel, and he was pouting all night.
Years go by and he finally let's things go. In fact, he even applied for a job and worked for us for a couple of months. Then just last year, he started to hate me again for backing out of the Mt. Hamilton meet. I saw him spout some hate about me so I called him up since the last I remembered, we were on perfectly good speaking terms. Almost friends by some definitions. Then he prceeded to tell me that I was a horrible human being, a disgrace to my family, a virus and that I deserved to die. Oh then. This is the story of Daniel and I. I really don't mind the guy. He's just a bit emotionally unstable. The idea of him becoming a cop is scary to say the least. But not nearly as fascinating as his obsession with assault guns and military dress up.
How this translate into how I "sucker punched" him is beyond comprehension. Especially for me and those who actually witnessed the spectacle.
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Brucelee:
I have one question for you.
Why in the hell did you go to ALL the effort you did in NASIOC to erase all of your posts, remove ALL of your mention of prescription "use", clean everything up...in order to apply for the police department?
Have they never heard of i-club?? There's more than enough stuff in here, in this single thread alone, to eliminate you from consideration of becoming a police officer...if they ever see it.
-Thinking before posting might be a good idea. Now I know that you'll probably go back and edit...and since you're a staff member here, you don't have to worry about not being able to remove the quotes and such.
I have one question for you.
Why in the hell did you go to ALL the effort you did in NASIOC to erase all of your posts, remove ALL of your mention of prescription "use", clean everything up...in order to apply for the police department?
Have they never heard of i-club?? There's more than enough stuff in here, in this single thread alone, to eliminate you from consideration of becoming a police officer...if they ever see it.
-Thinking before posting might be a good idea. Now I know that you'll probably go back and edit...and since you're a staff member here, you don't have to worry about not being able to remove the quotes and such.
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Originally Posted by glenspen
Come on Mike!!!! whats better on a friday night than a bottle of wine and a load of bollocks??? (apart from a proper bacon sandwich with HP sauce)????
Anyway back to the L I go!
Mike
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Originally Posted by brucelee
You were lucky that Sev was there that night to hold me back because I was so enraged that I was about to kill you... It took 100% of my willpower to not hit you back because I knew I would have twisted you into an Indian (a disgraceful Hindu at that) pretzel.
Originally Posted by brucelee
Shiv, there are plenty of boxing rings where you and I can "battle"... No gloves (just the ones used in pride (tape), 3 rounds... (take me less than a round) and I will be glad to re-live that night... No holds bar. So lets do it.
At this point, I assume you have nothing more to offer other to this thread than another physical combat challenge. If I were 10 years younger and a whole lot more desperate for attention, I might have taken you up on it. But alas, i'm a lazy old fart who listens to adult comtemporary music when no one is looking.
-shiv
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Originally Posted by Roo
Brucelee:
I have one question for you.
Why in the hell did you go to ALL the effort you did in NASIOC to erase all of your posts, remove ALL of your mention of prescription "use", clean everything up...in order to apply for the police department?
Have they never heard of i-club?? There's more than enough stuff in here, in this single thread alone, to eliminate you from consideration of becoming a police officer...if they ever see it.
-Thinking before posting might be a good idea. Now I know that you'll probably go back and edit...and since you're a staff member here, you don't have to worry about not being able to remove the quotes and such.
I have one question for you.
Why in the hell did you go to ALL the effort you did in NASIOC to erase all of your posts, remove ALL of your mention of prescription "use", clean everything up...in order to apply for the police department?
Have they never heard of i-club?? There's more than enough stuff in here, in this single thread alone, to eliminate you from consideration of becoming a police officer...if they ever see it.
-Thinking before posting might be a good idea. Now I know that you'll probably go back and edit...and since you're a staff member here, you don't have to worry about not being able to remove the quotes and such.
Different stuff. I'm not incriminating myself in any manner.


