At a pub one Saturday night a fellow noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents, so he said, "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you idiot!!!"

So he immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"





EDIT: OK the rules...

1)First joke in day is the one of the day, must be posted after 6am and before 8am
2)Keep it NC17 folks, lets not get into X turf.

 

Lol!

 

This can get fun, should make a time when allowed to post. IE first post after 6am is the day's post. =)

 

One a day is A okay I say.

During my freshman year in the dorms me and my room mate used to make a "joke of the week" sign and pinned it on our room door. There was some good and dirty jokes lol.