JOTD 7/16 (Joke Of The Day)
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JOTD 7/16 (Joke Of The Day)
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned
to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are
no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother
can explain
THAT to you."
jason
to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned
to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are
no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother
can explain
THAT to you."
jason
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
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Originally posted by porkchop
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
LMFAO.... very nice. thanks for putting a smile on my face during this slow as F*ck day
eric
Originally posted by porkchop
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
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