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Dec 1, 2010 | 03:33 PM

#31

JelloChex

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ldivinag

2 words: clothing optional airports...

My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?

Dec 1, 2010 | 03:39 PM

#32

LifePlaza

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flukewrx

My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?

yesterday on facebook I read this

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Quote of the day: " I tell you two words... NO"

Dec 1, 2010 | 04:04 PM

#33

Chef WRX

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Man, no matter how many times I see those 2 clips it still makes me laugh!

Dec 1, 2010 | 04:26 PM

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ldivinag

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flukewrx

My Public School education may be failing me, but isn't that 3 words?

hyphenated words count as 1...

lol...

Dec 1, 2010 | 05:18 PM

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Choku Dori

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ldivinag

hyphenated words count as 1...

lol...

I saw no hyphen.

Dec 1, 2010 | 05:39 PM

#36

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Just don't wear any boxers/briefs and let them know that.

Dec 1, 2010 | 05:46 PM

#37

ldivinag

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I saw no hyphen.

it's a silent hyphen...

Dec 1, 2010 | 05:58 PM

#38

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wikileaks to the rescue? http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

Dec 1, 2010 | 07:40 PM

#39

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wikileaks to the rescue? http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

Mr. Cummings also had a WikiLeaks in his pants.

Dec 1, 2010 | 09:49 PM

#40

Choku Dori

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ldivinag

it's a silent hyphen...

touche'

Dec 2, 2010 | 02:07 AM

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The TSA guy was mad he didn't get tipped after giving the happy ending.

Dec 2, 2010 | 03:33 AM

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i'm now excited for my flight next month

Dec 2, 2010 | 07:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ldivinag

it's a silent hyphen...

you mean invisible?

Dec 2, 2010 | 07:34 AM

#44

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I fly all the time. This year alone I have flown from Abu Dabi to Atlanta to Saint Louis; Sacramento to Honalulu to Manila to Honalulu to Sacramento; San Francisco to Taipei to Manila to Taipei to San Francisco; and this coming Monday I will fly from Sacramento to Atlanta to Dubai to Afghanistan. I have never had any trouble going through security. In my opinoin, you have to be a complete idiot to encounter any issues with the TSA.

Dec 2, 2010 | 11:02 AM

#45

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^ yea we went from Sacramento to Maui less than 6 months ago and it was all good.

But coming from Maui to Sacramento we had a bit of a problem....

My brother in law, for whatever reason, wanted me to bring him back some sand lol.. So i filled up a huge zip lock freezer bag and put it in my suitcase. Well apparently it looked like a kilo of coke going through the xray machines and they had to pull my bag to the side and empty everything

He gives me a "wtf are you going to do with this" look hahaha

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