It's funnier if you start rubbing the TSA agent's back while he's examining you.

 

I literally just shot tamales out my nose. Thank you, sir.

 

what about this?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMx0apsCT54

 

I am also hoping the TSA agent has long hair so I can hold it out of the way for him.

 

^

Well look how far down his pants were, any cop or person for that matter would of done the same thing. Still funny as hellz!

 

He's all pinching it.

 

lmao!!

 

LOL

and what did they expect to happen with this new pat down policy.

TSA: just give everyone hand jobs, arrest them if they jizz, let them pass if they can hold it. LOL

 

Everyone knows that terrorists are premature ejaculators.

 

go for broke, run your fingers through their hair...well thats what I do when my doctor examines me

 

Then you have to whisper in their ear, "It's quiet time for the both of us....."

 

 

2 words: clothing optional airports...

 

This is a win