fix0r3d

 

oh no, shes flanking me. (arnold voice) get to the choppa

 

I end up stopping at stop signs and waiting for them to turn green (no pun intended)

 

i remember those times. or you roll your window down and the intersection gets foggy really quick and your like, its to warm for fog.

 

+1 i love it

 

****, I do that even when I'm not baked...

 

got poison oak on my damn eyes...BOOOOO

 

blame it all on friday the 13th!!! In y0 eyez bleotch!!!

 

How does that even happen?

 

get it on your hands, then rub your eyes...

 

yup....and between doing yard work lately and my damn dog running through the damn overgrown grass and down to the damn river I'm doomed all summer. I pretty much have poison oak for 3 months strait because of the damn dog. I have to remember to wash my hands everytime I touch him and be careful touching what he touches. Gotta wash his stupid water repelling hairy bastard self like once a week then plan on getting shots every month or so. Think this one might be shot worthy.

i get it BAAAAD. My arm is starting to itch and my *****. I'm doomed.

 

Damn that sucks...good luck with that dude!

 

Sounds like the dog needs to get a job so he can go to the groomers.

 

Bwahahaha, dude, I don't know why that's funny to read.

 

haha, time to enlist the help of a backscratcher...and/or wife/gf...