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Old Jul 4, 2009 | 11:37 AM
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Let me tighten that up for you.

Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences up with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 11:12 AM
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Edited for grammar:

1. Verbs MUST agree with their subjects.
2. Don't end sentences with prepositions.
3. Don't start a sentence with a conjunction. What's your function?
4. It is always wrong to split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat, as useful as a lead balloon)
----5.1 Don't use cliches to explain why not to use cliches
6. Always avoid articulating any atrociously annoying alliterations as an atypical allegory.
7. Be appropriately specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also, never ever, ever ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Don't be pedantic.
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 10:13 PM
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ok, I think the humor in the list completely went over some peoples heads
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by knock
Edited for grammar:

1. Verbs MUST agree with their subjects.
2. Don't end sentences with prepositions.
3. Don't start a sentence with a conjunction. What's your function?
4. It is always wrong to split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat, as useful as a lead balloon)
----5.1 Don't use cliches to explain why not to use cliches
6. Always avoid articulating any atrociously annoying alliterations as an atypical allegory.
7. Be appropriately specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also, never ever, ever ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Don't be pedantic.
you fail at humor
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 11:05 AM
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I was serious.

you fail at inferring
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 11:23 AM
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once again I go back to the Joker's quote:

"Why so serious"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQHfoz9Be7U
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 11:56 AM
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because the internet is serious business


lol
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 04:09 PM
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lol touche touche
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