Tiger-mauling victim arrested on suspicion of shoplifting

joltdudeuc · 2008-03-29 03:39:37

Go relax at the zoo? :rofl: :lol:

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Mar 28, 2008 | 11:54 PM

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Go relax at the zoo?

Mar 28, 2008 | 11:55 PM

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What you got against Punjabi guys???

We brits love Punjabi's thanks to Monty Panesar...Monty rules..he makes wearing a patka cool

Think about how many stand up punjabi dudes you know. I know oh so few...

Mar 29, 2008 | 12:06 AM

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I vote for the chair!

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maybe lethal injection

I say put him back in with the tigers

seriously though, is he not able to milk enough money out the the tiger attack to cover the cost of Wii controllers? Regardless of race, he is a ****ing moron. Regardless of race and other acts of stupidity, I've seen more than my fair share of people at the SFZoo ****ing around and deserving an attack

Mar 29, 2008 | 12:52 AM

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Taunting tigers at the zoo - slashed & gashed, Shop lifting Wii controllers - cuffed and stuffed.....by BUBBA, Realizing you have fecal matter for brains - Priceless

Mar 29, 2008 | 09:57 PM

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maybe all this is a successful attempt at getting arrested,
didnt work for the tiger so he stole some things......must miss MAN-LOVE

Mar 29, 2008 | 10:00 PM

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maybe lethal injection

or maybe strap him down in the middle of the monkey exhibit and have them throw sh*t at him....they tend to throw their own poop from time to time

Mar 30, 2008 | 09:29 PM

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a few $40 controllers and go to jail??? That has never happened with all the people I have apprehended. Go figure. Probably because the of the neighborhood.

Mar 30, 2008 | 09:39 PM

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Think about how many stand up punjabi dudes you know. I know oh so few...

I dont know very many either. You see less and less every day.

Mar 30, 2008 | 09:39 PM

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This guy just sucks at crime... I think GTA gave him false confidence...

There is no doubt that they taunted that tiger... I just wish the Tiger could talk... Because if I was the tiger I would have been like, "Mother****er... I'm a TIGER!" and then rip him apart...