Take It Back--Waaay Back...Things That Make U Go Hmmm???
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Take It Back--Waaay Back...Things That Make U Go Hmmm???
Gotta buckle down and get some stuff done, but lemme hit y'all w/this Arsenio-inspired bit.
Enquiring minds wanna know some of your..........
"Things that make you go, 'Hmmmm???'
Some of mine:
Where's Tom Vu???
If the man is watching us, who's watching him/them/it???
Why can't they catch Osama already???
Why are bad girls always so good looking???
Why are good girls always so boring???
If so many things taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken???
If children are the future, why have teachers always been so underappreciated AND underpaid???
If US car makers have been losing so much $$$$ for so long, why do they keep putting out crappy vehicles???
Enquiring minds wanna know some of your..........
"Things that make you go, 'Hmmmm???'
Some of mine:
Where's Tom Vu???
If the man is watching us, who's watching him/them/it???
Why can't they catch Osama already???
Why are bad girls always so good looking???
Why are good girls always so boring???
If so many things taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken???
If children are the future, why have teachers always been so underappreciated AND underpaid???
If US car makers have been losing so much $$$$ for so long, why do they keep putting out crappy vehicles???
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Where's Tom Vu???
- Tom who?
If the man is watching us, who's watching him/them/it???
- That reminds me of Enemy of the State
Why can't they catch Osama already???
- Because that gives us the reason to continue the war...
Why are bad girls always so good looking???
- Because we always want things we can't have...
Why are good girls always so boring???
- Because they are easy to get...
If so many things taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken???
- It's funny, because nothing taste like chicken to me except for chicken...
If children are the future, why have teachers always been so underappreciated AND underpaid???
- So true, and so sad...
If US car makers have been losing so much $$$$ for so long, why do they keep putting out crappy vehicles???
- because they have to continue to lose money....
- Tom who?
If the man is watching us, who's watching him/them/it???
- That reminds me of Enemy of the State
Why can't they catch Osama already???
- Because that gives us the reason to continue the war...
Why are bad girls always so good looking???
- Because we always want things we can't have...
Why are good girls always so boring???
- Because they are easy to get...
If so many things taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken???
- It's funny, because nothing taste like chicken to me except for chicken...
If children are the future, why have teachers always been so underappreciated AND underpaid???
- So true, and so sad...
If US car makers have been losing so much $$$$ for so long, why do they keep putting out crappy vehicles???
- because they have to continue to lose money....
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
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