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Apr 28, 2009 | 07:46 AM

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VRT MBasile

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Why? Did they drive to fast or something???

Following too closely.

Apr 28, 2009 | 08:08 AM

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norcalwrx209

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now in days i have seen undercover cops driving chevy malibus, pontiac grand prix wich makes it hard to identify them.

Apr 28, 2009 | 08:44 AM

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now in days i have seen undercover cops driving chevy malibus, pontiac grand prix wich makes it hard to identify them.

hahaha
ask GST Mike about that one.

Apr 28, 2009 | 09:46 AM

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Shayhan27

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^^^^^^^^

CHARGER FTW!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^ But officer I really have to POOP!!!

Apr 28, 2009 | 10:06 AM

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^^^^^^^^

CHARGER FTW!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^ But officer I really have to POOP!!!

I have tried that before and still got my ticket.... in the mail.... but he let me go....

Apr 28, 2009 | 10:56 AM

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VRT Gump

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^^^^^^^^

CHARGER FTW!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^ But officer I really have to POOP!!!

I did this one in AZ while driving cross country. I got to the gas station and was already inside by the time he got there. He gave me a warning, luckily.

Apr 29, 2009 | 09:17 PM

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I loved this one that I read today...

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

perfect emergency abort line

Aug 8, 2009 | 12:58 PM

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VRT MBasile

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Bumping it up with

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML