"Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML"

lol

 

cops

alan'09

 

WTF... what was the reason written on the other ticket?

but at their expense, it is funny

 

"Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML"

 

that sucks. thats my worst nightmare

 

I saw that one. i loled. i love that site...its entertainment when i'm bored at work.

 

that sucks
That's why when it's dark, I will be driving in the slow lane and letting anyone pass

 

if you cant tell a Crown Vic by its headlights after 10 years you deserve what you get. Just saying...

 

I was thinking that, but a lot of places are getting cars like Camaros and Chargers

 

they drive different cars sometimes....lol

 

my friend got pulled over by a carerra

 

many cops do this. i had a friend who had a cop tailgating him. he speed up. lights go on. make sure you know whos tailgating you otherwise your gonna be posting on FML too.

 

It's quite easy to deal with when you know what branch they are from (CHP, Sheriff, city PD) because then you just call the non-emergency number for them and report them for unsafe driving

 

Why? Did they drive to fast or something???

 

i've punched it a little when riverside county sheriff's were tailgating me for 3 miles out in the middle of nowhere. when I finally punched it a little bit and pulled to the right lane, they caught up and yelled at me on the PA!

"you there. you in a hurry? slow down. happy friday!"

scared the crap out of me. but at least they didn't ticket me.