so my car got attacked
It's a lengthy story so the cliffnotes are at the bottom.
So I'm driving with my friend down mission street and this honda accord driven by some fat ugly *** woman, who looks about 30 pulls up close to me. I'm half way in front of her and she actually tries to make a right turn into my lane and get herself in front of me. Not only am I already in front of her, but I'm following someone so I don't let her in. I guess it sets her off and she starts chasing me! Then she starts throwing some random crap at my car!!
So by now I'm thinking that this ***** is crazy so I just start trying to lose her but I made a turn and got stuck at a light. Stupid me had my driver side window open and she drives up to my car and throws a nasty smoothy IN MY CAR (from EGGETTES none the less) and it splatters all over the interior.
That's when I called the cops. From this point on, I'm on the phone with the dispatcher the whole time. Now I start to chase HER so that I can get her plates down. So by now we're back on mission, I've already read her plates to the dispatcher and she makes a left up towards john mclaren park and we're going through residential.
Then she comes to a stop and gets out of her car. I don't realize wth she's doing because I'm still on the phone with the dispatcher, but she went to her back seat and pulled out a huge ****ing stick! She runs up to my car and starts pounding the hell out of it.
I told the cop, "as we speak, she's beating my car with a big *** stick!"
I'm sure he heard the loud pounding noises over the phone. After she was done taking out her anger on my car, she got back in her car and tried to drive away. I stayed on her until the dispatcher told me to just let her go.
I said "let her go!? how are you gonna catch her if I just let her go!?"
He said that getting her license plate was all I needed and now they have her address. I didn't want to but I stopped and pulled over to wait for the cops to come. Eventually 2 biker cops came and told me that they sent 2 units over to her house. I thought to myself, WHY would anyone go home? Who is dumb enough to do that? They're never gonna catch her. But lo and behold, the dumb ***** went home.
They said she had changed her clothes and tied up her hair and was fighting them. After awhile, they told me that I needed to be driven there to go identify her. When I got there, she wouldnt get out of the cop car cuz she knew I knew what she looked like. Eventually they dragged her out and I gave her a positive ID. Turns out she looked hella old but she is just a minor, who was on probation and just violated her parole!! She was driving her mom's car which I believe they towed. They also found the stick.
I'll be talking to the DA soon and get her to fix my car. But for now my insurance is gonna take care of the damage. Time for a new hood! Maybe even new seats. I payed $170 for a good detail and the car's interior is spotless, but it still reeks of that stupid sweet coconut smell. Everytime I smell it I get all ticked off again.
Cliffnotes: Some crazy woman had a bad case of road rage, trashed my interior and beat my car with a stick.
And here are the pictures:






So I'm driving with my friend down mission street and this honda accord driven by some fat ugly *** woman, who looks about 30 pulls up close to me. I'm half way in front of her and she actually tries to make a right turn into my lane and get herself in front of me. Not only am I already in front of her, but I'm following someone so I don't let her in. I guess it sets her off and she starts chasing me! Then she starts throwing some random crap at my car!!
So by now I'm thinking that this ***** is crazy so I just start trying to lose her but I made a turn and got stuck at a light. Stupid me had my driver side window open and she drives up to my car and throws a nasty smoothy IN MY CAR (from EGGETTES none the less) and it splatters all over the interior.
That's when I called the cops. From this point on, I'm on the phone with the dispatcher the whole time. Now I start to chase HER so that I can get her plates down. So by now we're back on mission, I've already read her plates to the dispatcher and she makes a left up towards john mclaren park and we're going through residential.
Then she comes to a stop and gets out of her car. I don't realize wth she's doing because I'm still on the phone with the dispatcher, but she went to her back seat and pulled out a huge ****ing stick! She runs up to my car and starts pounding the hell out of it.
I told the cop, "as we speak, she's beating my car with a big *** stick!"
I'm sure he heard the loud pounding noises over the phone. After she was done taking out her anger on my car, she got back in her car and tried to drive away. I stayed on her until the dispatcher told me to just let her go.
I said "let her go!? how are you gonna catch her if I just let her go!?"
He said that getting her license plate was all I needed and now they have her address. I didn't want to but I stopped and pulled over to wait for the cops to come. Eventually 2 biker cops came and told me that they sent 2 units over to her house. I thought to myself, WHY would anyone go home? Who is dumb enough to do that? They're never gonna catch her. But lo and behold, the dumb ***** went home.
They said she had changed her clothes and tied up her hair and was fighting them. After awhile, they told me that I needed to be driven there to go identify her. When I got there, she wouldnt get out of the cop car cuz she knew I knew what she looked like. Eventually they dragged her out and I gave her a positive ID. Turns out she looked hella old but she is just a minor, who was on probation and just violated her parole!! She was driving her mom's car which I believe they towed. They also found the stick.
I'll be talking to the DA soon and get her to fix my car. But for now my insurance is gonna take care of the damage. Time for a new hood! Maybe even new seats. I payed $170 for a good detail and the car's interior is spotless, but it still reeks of that stupid sweet coconut smell. Everytime I smell it I get all ticked off again.
Cliffnotes: Some crazy woman had a bad case of road rage, trashed my interior and beat my car with a stick.
And here are the pictures:






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Run her into the ground!!
Also... if the smell doesn't come out, give a call to Leo. He can take care of that. Make your car smell hella nice.
Also... if the smell doesn't come out, give a call to Leo. He can take care of that. Make your car smell hella nice.
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Wow. I'm glad she violated her parole. At least that means she faces serious consequences. I wonder what would have happened if she did that to the wrong Subaru driver. I'm glad that you were smart about it and called the police on her rather than taking care of it yourself. Good call!
a girl driving a rex, nice haha
sorry to hear about your car and that terrible experience
hopefully youll get it fixed to as good or even better than new
(aftermarket parts haha)
sorry to hear about your car and that terrible experience
hopefully youll get it fixed to as good or even better than new
(aftermarket parts haha)
yeah. possibly a carbon fiber hood. I liked my hood tho, it was already hella light. We'll see what else I can get outta her =)
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crazy people
at least they caught the B*tch & your OK
when I see angry peeps like that I normal get out of the way
usually a downshift the 3rd would do it
at least they caught the B*tch & your OK
when I see angry peeps like that I normal get out of the way
usually a downshift the 3rd would do it
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ouch. sorry to hear about that, but im glad she got caught and taken to jail.
did i just see you like 2 hrs ago on Arguello in the Richmond district?
did i just see you like 2 hrs ago on Arguello in the Richmond district?


