http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM


YOU'VE GOTTTAAAA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!

 

.... Bahahahaa @ the big fat guy. LOL, More like a full 18" *****. LoL

 

Dude I hate it when you wipe and your finger goes through the paper.. oh wai..

 

Help my shoulder hurts too much to wipe my own ***... Comfort wipe to the rescue!!!. God forbid you slip... Unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

Personally, I think I would end my own life if I get to the point where wiping my *** becomes a serious obstacle.

 

wipe, wipe, oops, wait... heeeeeeeey... oops, oops, oops, oops...

 

Ok I've thought about it some more... No demo so I'm putting pieces together. Alright it'd 18" long and anatomically correct; there's no way adding 18" of reach is going to help your sore shoulder while turning cheek, this thing is meant to be used back to front. It's gotta be. SO even worse you at least be dragging poo covered paper across you ballzak. Unless of course you don't inspect your work, and you discard without checking.

 

Just get a Bidet! End of story

 

Surprisingly, it happens to most of us. Personally I look forward to it. Like senior coffee at McDs.

 

you nasty!

 

Uh yeah, this has worked for the French. Something funny smelling about the French and it ain't the fries.

 

jdm, yo!

 

That's why you get a JDM one.

If you get poo on your hands you don't just wipe it off with a paper towel, do you? No, you wash.

 

No, I sniff it, then flick it.

 

Just make sure you set the water temp to warm. One time I took a dump when I was half asleep and when I went to go press the button, I got a cold wake up call. I was quickly woken up and traumatized for the rest of the night.