great if you are like 500 lbs, and are 5ft.

 

What an *** wipe.

 

The first time I was in Japan, I was over at one of my wives friends house, they had one of the TOTO robo toilets. while dropping the duce I saw the control panel on the side but was a bit skiddish to try any of them. So when I got off the pot, that panel was just staring at me. I pushed a button heard a little noise and woosh warm air; cool. Push another button and heard another noise, then all of a sudden the damn thing started spraying all over the place. It got wet, half the bathroom got wet. It was a big joke as we drank every bit of cohol they had in the house. Lesson learned.

 

honestly they are weird, but the idea of the bidet is brilliant. as awkward as it would be initially, you would walk away much clean.. but if you never used toilet paper to wipe, how would you know if you had a nice "fiber rich" turd?

 

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I see James Lurking. In a doo doo thread at that. Hmmm.

 

being a fat guy has its advantages... AND DISADVANTAGES.

 

+1

doubles as a water drinking fountain too!

 

****...I ordered 2. I think it's a great idea.

I'll take video to let you guys know how it goes.

+ it comes with a "Get a grip"

 

i thought you already qualified for senior coffee? haha


regardless if i have trouble wiping my own bum, i am going to hire someone to do it.

 

^Not yet

 

accidental ****!