somehow one of these made it through my spam filter. have fun, i-club!
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Urgent Assistance

My name is CEMENTO MAKENI from Gambia, I am contacting you in regards to a business proposal and my Father wish, My Father has been diagnosed for cancer and have funds in Europe, He send me down to Europe to claim the funds, I am in Europe at the moment but the Finance institution said I cannot personal make claim due to my status, I cannot handle this funds here they said, so my Father advise me to seek for assistance from foreign country to assist me here in claiming the funds this is why I have contacted you for assistance, The amount is $16,500,000.00 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) and we will offer you 25% for your assistance, understand and effort to RECEIVE the funds.

We will also need your assistance to invest Part of the funds in any profitable business of your choice there in your country, I will send you further information and my number were you can reach me at in my next email, I will explain in details so that you can understand before we proceed.

I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize this transaction this was why I can to Europe.

IF YOU CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW:

Personal email address is (alitunk2@aim.com)

THANKS AND REGARDS

CEMENTO MAKENI
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DO IT. lol

 

EDIT!!!

 

HHAHHAHAHAH! Couldn't they have at least used a realistic amount of money?


I always crack up when I read these, the grammar is so horrible, yet they try to make it sound so proper.


Has anyone seen district 9 yet? For those of you that have, I thought it was sooooooo funny that they had Nigerians that were scamming the aliens! So f'ing classic!

When anyone hears "Nigerian", I bet they all automatically think "Scam", no matter what the context is, real life or online... Even if someone isn't trying to sell you anything, even if they are just from Nigeria, you still automatically think "Dear Sir, I am trying to find someone to help me withdraw 34 million dollars but cannot because of my state for I need a foreigner to withdraw my help", or something of that nature.

Sadly I tried hard to make that grammatically incorrect, but even my attempt isn't as bad as their attempts.


Seriously, try it! Try to reproduce one of these Nigerian scam emails... Attempt to mimic their bad grammar. It's hard!

 

 

I love these got to 419eater.com I have posted it before but its this guy who scams the scammers its hilarious.