Road rage gone good!
Dahveed aka Robin Hood
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I took a LOT of heat on the old i-Club when I posted this:
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6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
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Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
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Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
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Originally Posted by dahveed
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6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
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Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
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Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
That's why I carry a gun, and pepper spray... and have a car that outhandles most cars.
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Originally Posted by dahveed
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6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
<</snip>>
Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
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Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
I bet if the tables were turned, this sort of mentality would bypass sanity and instinctively take it to the next level. Over what. A feaking mistake? Sheezus. Ever made a mistake before? I have. I hope the next time some confused individual doesn't try to gun me down or run me off the road. ****ing hell. I almost merged into someone once, damn I felt like hell once I realized what happened. The dude followed me agressively for quite a while, but I lost him. Glad I made it out of my commute alive I guess, though I never thought it would come to that.
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Originally Posted by dahveed
<<snip>>
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
<</snip>>
Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
<</snip>>
Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
good call to bad he didn't hop that curb and take out an innocent bystander though, huh?
as for fighting the guy, if all you wanted to do was fight why not just fight him in the parking lot the first time instead of taking it out onto the road where you potetntially involve other people?
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You have to be kidding, you pepper sprayed a guy for cutting you off? Did it ever occur to you that maybe he didn't see you? It was an accident? You ran him off the road, followed him, then sprayed him, you are quite the big man. What a F'ing A'hole you are.
If I reacted like you everytime someone cut me off on my motorcycle there would be bodies everywhere. You know what 99% of the people that cut me off didn't see me they weren't trying to kill me. I have many times not seen someone and felt like a total moron for cutting them off, fortunately most of them have been reasonable people and not tried to pepper spray me or shoot me. I'm sure you have accidently done the same thing and felt stupid. To bad no one has sprayed you or shot at you, then you might realize how stupid what you did was.
If I reacted like you everytime someone cut me off on my motorcycle there would be bodies everywhere. You know what 99% of the people that cut me off didn't see me they weren't trying to kill me. I have many times not seen someone and felt like a total moron for cutting them off, fortunately most of them have been reasonable people and not tried to pepper spray me or shoot me. I'm sure you have accidently done the same thing and felt stupid. To bad no one has sprayed you or shot at you, then you might realize how stupid what you did was.
Originally Posted by dahveed
<<snip>>
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
<</snip>>
Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
6 years ago I was merging from one freeway to another. I was in the #2 lane (from left), and the #1 lane was a steeply descending offramp. A chrysler sebring 'vert, top down, proceeds to merge into me in my lane from the #3 lane. I brake hard to prevent myself from having to ram his car so hard he spins out. If he would have nailed me and I didn't see him or react right, I would have been rolled down a very steep embankment and would not have survived in my old beemer.
So I follow him. Then I quickly pass him and force him off the road. He eventually slows to 25mph on a 65mph freeway. He tries to take the next exit without signalling to lose me. No way, I manage to take the exit in time. Then I hide a few cars behind him and blend in with traffic as the offramp merges with the ground road.
I follow him into town. 3 miles later, approaching downtown, I casually pull up next to him on his left. He's with his wife, and doesn't realize its me, slowly passing by in my lane of traffic as his lane is momentarily stopped. My passenger side window is pulled down, and my pepperspray is in my right hand, my hand resting stealthily behind the passenger headrest. As I creep by him, I blast him, emptying my pepperspray on his face. He's nailed, and screaming hysterically in pain. He immediately pulls over, smashing the curb. His wife is screaming too. Nobody saw me, not even them.
<</snip>>
Now I carry a gun, just chill, and try not to have to use my pepperspray that often!
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what the crap....I thought I had road rage issues.
Remind me to allow any subarus I see driving lik Aholes to do whatever they want.
Pepper spray? A freaking socket wrench?
You do both realize that you can be arrested for assault on both of those...you have to have a lisense to use pepper spray..if it's the real deal.
What the crap.... I've had some serious issues of road rage. I had someone try to run me off the road...I was pretty calm until he through a full water bottle at my car and dented my roof. At which point I jumped out of my car and he ran like the ***** he was. that's what I think of this. Man if you guys have the ***** to chase someone down. And challenge them to a fight...be man enough to fight with your fists. if the guys 8 inches taller than you...you better be as tough as you think you are. If they come out armed...then leave...or then bring the wrench...I have a mag light.
in todays society it's just not smart to pull off the road to yell at random people. Some crazy bastard could come out swinging with a bat or just shoot you...
in the future...if you are stupid enough to do this....do not turn your car off and do not get out until he does. never be the first one out of your car.
oh..he's big..have to use a wrench. shoot...I don't like fighting....stopped fighting when I was like 18. but I defended myself last year and dropped a guy with like 30 pounds and an easy 6 inches on me....ONE punch. it's not that hard.
You guys are lucky the people you attacked didn't press charges...or some witness didn't report you.
I'll admit I have road rage issues at time....bad ones.... but damn...I think you guys need counseling.
Remind me to allow any subarus I see driving lik Aholes to do whatever they want.
Pepper spray? A freaking socket wrench?
You do both realize that you can be arrested for assault on both of those...you have to have a lisense to use pepper spray..if it's the real deal.
What the crap.... I've had some serious issues of road rage. I had someone try to run me off the road...I was pretty calm until he through a full water bottle at my car and dented my roof. At which point I jumped out of my car and he ran like the ***** he was. that's what I think of this. Man if you guys have the ***** to chase someone down. And challenge them to a fight...be man enough to fight with your fists. if the guys 8 inches taller than you...you better be as tough as you think you are. If they come out armed...then leave...or then bring the wrench...I have a mag light.
in todays society it's just not smart to pull off the road to yell at random people. Some crazy bastard could come out swinging with a bat or just shoot you...
in the future...if you are stupid enough to do this....do not turn your car off and do not get out until he does. never be the first one out of your car.
oh..he's big..have to use a wrench. shoot...I don't like fighting....stopped fighting when I was like 18. but I defended myself last year and dropped a guy with like 30 pounds and an easy 6 inches on me....ONE punch. it's not that hard.
You guys are lucky the people you attacked didn't press charges...or some witness didn't report you.
I'll admit I have road rage issues at time....bad ones.... but damn...I think you guys need counseling.
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I heard about this incident. The Dublin police are investigating it. Your lucky if those guys don't press felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon. If so, say hello to Santa Rita Jail for a little vacation. Remember the police only have their side of the story. But your post is very incriminating.
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thank you mister zappa.
But seriously, Can't you just get out and have a pushup contest, you idiot neanderthals? I get pretty heated sometimes too when driving, but you have to remember that 99.9% of the time the other driver just messed up, which is a pretty common human trait.
However, if some guys were pelting my rex with pennies - i'd go into a hulkamania rage, but you idtiots egged them on, you were almost asking for it. Then you take the guy out with a wrench. So, not only are you completely controlled by your pubescent hormones and mongoloid logic, but you're a ***** too.
I don't usually come on i-club and write up paragraphs outlining my glaring character flaws, but you did just fine, so i guess i respect you for that. Good job, have fun in prison!
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^^^^ what one army said..... you guys are a couple of THUGS just out looking for trouble. And there is enough trouble out there that if you go looking for it, you WILL find some in short order.
I've been driving for 18 years... longer than some of you have been alive.. I've put hundreds of thousands of miles of road behind me, yet I've NEVER had to resort to jumping out of the car with weapons or even wishing that I had pepper spray with me, let alone using it on someone who probably didn't even know what he had done. That was one of the most chicken **** things I've seen done. I don't know how I've managed to get this far without doing something like that... oh yeah.. that's right.. I don't go LOOKING for trouble
I've been driving for 18 years... longer than some of you have been alive.. I've put hundreds of thousands of miles of road behind me, yet I've NEVER had to resort to jumping out of the car with weapons or even wishing that I had pepper spray with me, let alone using it on someone who probably didn't even know what he had done. That was one of the most chicken **** things I've seen done. I don't know how I've managed to get this far without doing something like that... oh yeah.. that's right.. I don't go LOOKING for trouble