Rau's "Guess This Quote" Thread
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Rau's "Guess This Quote" Thread
So, here it is, another one of my "Guess This Quote" threads. So, we all know the rules by now: Guess it, and get a free drink, any size, on me from Cafe Zen.
Our previous winner is Hubert, aka WRBlueballs, who is not eligible to win this one. Sorry, but no repeat winners. What is this, the BAIC Annual meet?
AND!!!!! It's not lyrics, so you will have to really work at it. And I need ALL the info. Your only clue is that it's from a series, so I need who said it, what episode, what season, and who they said it to. So, without further ado.....
"I always planned on having the typical father-son relationship. You know, where I see him every other weekend for eight hours and give a check to some ***** I hate."
Good luck
Our previous winner is Hubert, aka WRBlueballs, who is not eligible to win this one. Sorry, but no repeat winners. What is this, the BAIC Annual meet?
AND!!!!! It's not lyrics, so you will have to really work at it. And I need ALL the info. Your only clue is that it's from a series, so I need who said it, what episode, what season, and who they said it to. So, without further ado.....
"I always planned on having the typical father-son relationship. You know, where I see him every other weekend for eight hours and give a check to some ***** I hate."
Good luck
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Google Search keywords:
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http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?p=1853787
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Google Search keywords:
"movie quotes check to some ***** I hate."
http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?p=1853787
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And I need ALL the info. Your only clue is that it's from a series, so I need who said it, what episode, what season, and who they said it to.
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Episode 84 - Strong Male Figure
Church introduces Tucker to his child, calling it "your little monstrosity." Tucker claims he didn't plan it this way, causing Church to scoff at his ever having planned anything at all. Tucker wonders what he's supposed to do with the child, to which Caboose suggests talking about Baseball, Church then points out that its an alien child, Caboose then suggesting T-ball, which Church then says that alien was the key word, Tucker asks again causing Church to tell him that Tucker has something in common with the alien race: their only purpose is "to tell huge, grandiose lies to people in order to seduce them and impregnate them." To which Tucker replies that he'll just stick to Baseball. Caboose then suggests that he talk about how he got to "third base" with his dad, causing Church to quickly yell at him.
Back at Red Base, Simmons declares himself the new Red Leader and orders both Grif and Sister to do laps around the base, even going so far as to threaten Grif with Sarge's shotgun. Ultimately, Simmons threatens to call Red Command, and Sister asks why not call "our guys...Blue Command." Grif sheepishly points out that his sister is colorblind, indirectly revealing that she joined the wrong team. Horrified, Simmons realizes his mistake and begins to try and dig up Sarge.
Meanwhile, in the cave below, Donut awakens and finds the bodies of Church and Tex. Somehow failing to realize that they are dead, he decides they are asleep, and waits for them to wake up.
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it." -Tucker
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea." -Church
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate." -Tucker
Church introduces Tucker to his child, calling it "your little monstrosity." Tucker claims he didn't plan it this way, causing Church to scoff at his ever having planned anything at all. Tucker wonders what he's supposed to do with the child, to which Caboose suggests talking about Baseball, Church then points out that its an alien child, Caboose then suggesting T-ball, which Church then says that alien was the key word, Tucker asks again causing Church to tell him that Tucker has something in common with the alien race: their only purpose is "to tell huge, grandiose lies to people in order to seduce them and impregnate them." To which Tucker replies that he'll just stick to Baseball. Caboose then suggests that he talk about how he got to "third base" with his dad, causing Church to quickly yell at him.
Back at Red Base, Simmons declares himself the new Red Leader and orders both Grif and Sister to do laps around the base, even going so far as to threaten Grif with Sarge's shotgun. Ultimately, Simmons threatens to call Red Command, and Sister asks why not call "our guys...Blue Command." Grif sheepishly points out that his sister is colorblind, indirectly revealing that she joined the wrong team. Horrified, Simmons realizes his mistake and begins to try and dig up Sarge.
Meanwhile, in the cave below, Donut awakens and finds the bodies of Church and Tex. Somehow failing to realize that they are dead, he decides they are asleep, and waits for them to wake up.
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it." -Tucker
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea." -Church
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate." -Tucker
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"What's mine say?"
" 'SWEET', what does mine say?"
" 'DUDE', What does MINE say?"
" 'SWEET!', what does MINE say!?"
" 'DUDE!', what does MINE say!!?"
" 'SWEET!!!!'......
*fight ensues*
" 'SWEET', what does mine say?"
" 'DUDE', What does MINE say?"
" 'SWEET!', what does MINE say!?"
" 'DUDE!', what does MINE say!!?"
" 'SWEET!!!!'......
*fight ensues*
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Episode 84 - Strong Male Figure
Church introduces Tucker to his child, calling it "your little monstrosity." Tucker claims he didn't plan it this way, causing Church to scoff at his ever having planned anything at all. Tucker wonders what he's supposed to do with the child, to which Caboose suggests talking about Baseball, Church then points out that its an alien child, Caboose then suggesting T-ball, which Church then says that alien was the key word, Tucker asks again causing Church to tell him that Tucker has something in common with the alien race: their only purpose is "to tell huge, grandiose lies to people in order to seduce them and impregnate them." To which Tucker replies that he'll just stick to Baseball. Caboose then suggests that he talk about how he got to "third base" with his dad, causing Church to quickly yell at him.
Back at Red Base, Simmons declares himself the new Red Leader and orders both Grif and Sister to do laps around the base, even going so far as to threaten Grif with Sarge's shotgun. Ultimately, Simmons threatens to call Red Command, and Sister asks why not call "our guys...Blue Command." Grif sheepishly points out that his sister is colorblind, indirectly revealing that she joined the wrong team. Horrified, Simmons realizes his mistake and begins to try and dig up Sarge.
Meanwhile, in the cave below, Donut awakens and finds the bodies of Church and Tex. Somehow failing to realize that they are dead, he decides they are asleep, and waits for them to wake up.
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it." -Tucker
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea." -Church
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate." -Tucker
Church introduces Tucker to his child, calling it "your little monstrosity." Tucker claims he didn't plan it this way, causing Church to scoff at his ever having planned anything at all. Tucker wonders what he's supposed to do with the child, to which Caboose suggests talking about Baseball, Church then points out that its an alien child, Caboose then suggesting T-ball, which Church then says that alien was the key word, Tucker asks again causing Church to tell him that Tucker has something in common with the alien race: their only purpose is "to tell huge, grandiose lies to people in order to seduce them and impregnate them." To which Tucker replies that he'll just stick to Baseball. Caboose then suggests that he talk about how he got to "third base" with his dad, causing Church to quickly yell at him.
Back at Red Base, Simmons declares himself the new Red Leader and orders both Grif and Sister to do laps around the base, even going so far as to threaten Grif with Sarge's shotgun. Ultimately, Simmons threatens to call Red Command, and Sister asks why not call "our guys...Blue Command." Grif sheepishly points out that his sister is colorblind, indirectly revealing that she joined the wrong team. Horrified, Simmons realizes his mistake and begins to try and dig up Sarge.
Meanwhile, in the cave below, Donut awakens and finds the bodies of Church and Tex. Somehow failing to realize that they are dead, he decides they are asleep, and waits for them to wake up.
"I don't know how to be a Dad. This isn't the way I planned it." -Tucker
"You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea." -Church
"No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal Father-Son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate." -Tucker
And my personal favorite line in that episode is from Caboose - " Tell him how his dad got to third base with you..... "
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