no doubt.

 

So is anyone going to apply just to see what happens?

 

HAHHAHAH! Understatement of the day!


Dude, imagine how many willing money hungry ****** you could get to come fluff your pillow if you had that Island... Make up some story that you're the son of a billionaire and that the Island is yours... Turn that 3 bedroom house into a mini-playboy mansion! Hell, you could put the playboy mansion to shame per capita!

brucelee thinks teh unit and he should ship a small arsenal to Aussieland, fly down there in time to intercept the package and use the arsenal to hijack the said Island... It's not like anyone would be trying to contact the caretaker of the Island... we can lock the said person in one of the rooms and tell our naked chicks that the person in the room was a girl who misbehaved previously.

What says teh unit? Game? I'll let you use the AR-15 with all the expensive optics...


If teh unit isn't down, brucelee is accepting job applications via i-club.

 

On a serious note, it'd be really cool if they hired someone who had a terminal illness who didn't have much time left in life... Like someone who had a year left or something. Some terminal people are healthy as hell until their final days. I volunteer with terminal kids and young adults, even though they are terminal, they are always nicer then most normal people and appreciate life more then anyone else... If I got chosen I'd give my job to one of the terminal people I know... He deserves it much more then anyone I've ever met.

His story: Grew up with 5 brothers and a single mom, they were poor as dirt.... So he never had anything, but he still remained an optamistic big brother. He was the first one in his family to graduate college, he got his BS in Oceanography.

He found out that he had luekemia a year before he graduated... They told him that he had a year left... He used that year to graduate college because of his life for the ocean and to set a good example for his brothers. It's been almost 2 years now and he's healthier then I am, nicest guy I know, and appreciates life more than anyone Ive ever met. He deserves this job

 

i tried applying but the site has way too much traffic.