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Old 09-26-2008, 02:00 PM
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Dress up like ***** Wonka and play the flute every time they walk bye.
Actually you should play the flute right before you talk to her. That's the right way.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:04 PM
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Actually you should play the flute right before you talk to her. That's the right way.
hahhaha

i thoguht that was to get her attention
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:17 PM
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Actually you should play the flute right before you talk to her. That's the right way.
correct
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:20 PM
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I sit next to our office Hobbit, who shares a cube with an Indian man who listens to music all day and.... Hums/moans along to it loudly. I have recently taken up smoking.
LMAO yeah i saw you smoking the other day, i never knew you were the type.

lol but thats some funny stuff. Like Bollywood music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioJBRd-2XU haha
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:34 PM
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So I am sitting in class at the very moment so I don't know what happened when it got back from lunch. I let go of a few good bursts of butt wind before I left and close the door. I really wish I had some way to see what happened.

To the guy that asked if I work in a chocolate factory, I feel like it at times. I will just say I work with people that get to go up into space.

This Oompa Loompa needs to wear less perfume.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:47 PM
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Hmm, being on hold on the phone at work gives me time to read posts like this..

Why not just fart in your office all day long like I do..
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:49 PM
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because you have paint fumes to mask the smell haha.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ballz View Post
Hmm, being on hold on the phone at work gives me time to read posts like this..

Why not just fart in your office all day long like I do..
nor cal yet again with the IQ
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:00 PM
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nor cal yet again with the IQ
So Cal yet again with the IQ
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by JourdanWithaU View Post
So Cal yet again with the IQ
we are smart see

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Old 09-26-2008, 03:33 PM
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Ballz, I did create a few windstorms today while I was in my office. You said you have time to read posts like this but I already said that I farted and closed the door when I left and that I let go of a few before it came in this morning.
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no dont sing oompa loompa to it, just hum it super subliminally.

Go to some Nasa guy and ask for a high pitch keyboard that is barely out of the human hearing spectrum and play the tune on loop and go to lunch.

If you do it right, you will come back to find a pile of ashes, and all the ever-lasting gobstoppers that little sonofa B has ever stolen from Wonka!
what the **** lol
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Bumpa-loompa.. Can't stop thinking about the oompa loompas.. RIP JOEBOBBUCKET...
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damn I remember this, I LMAO'd, this is the kinda sense of humor I'll always remember about him,

RIP buddy.
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