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Old Mar 17, 2015 | 11:45 PM
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Not a Celiac? No Worries!

Claim to be gluten-intolerant instead! Shout out to all my white chicks!
Old Mar 17, 2015 | 11:48 PM
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P.S. How many of you dyslexics were expecting a thread making fun of Toyotas?
Old Mar 17, 2015 | 11:55 PM
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P.S. How many of you dyslexics were expecting a thread making fun of Toyotas?
Me.
Old Mar 17, 2015 | 11:58 PM
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omg im dying laughing! i hate fake gluten free people! i deal with them every day at the restaurant =(
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 05:49 AM
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OMG I think my apples might have gluten. I think I felt something weird in my stomach....
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 09:19 AM
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So much truth!
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 09:47 AM
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LOL that's awesome. My wife had a blood panel last year and found out that she is legit intolerant to gluten. She's being feeling much better since not having gluten (read: no bloody diarrhea ) but that video is spot on.

Oh and my wife is a white chick. ha

Also... gluten free bread SUCKS. Hard.

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Old Mar 18, 2015 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
Claim to be gluten-intolerant instead! Shout out to all my white chicks!
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798">YouTube Link</a>
Dude... So much win
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 09:55 AM
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I actually am Gluten Intolerant... was diagnosed last fall.
Since dropping Gluten I've gone from having 2 Migraine Headaches per week to less than 1 per month. I've also lost ~ 20 LBS without any other change in lifestyle


It SUCKS. I love beer, I love bread. I was really hoping that there would be something else causing my headaches. But results are result.

and yes there is Gluten Free Beer and Bread... and they aren't anywhere near as good
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 10:02 AM
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My chick (ex?) is gluten sensitive, and I believe her, but that meant I had to change what I ate as well? I am willing to try, but sorry, I love bread and pasta so I'm done with that. There are SOME things that are gluten free that are not too bad, but the majority suck. Easy enough to find some kind of corn or alternate grain substitution, but still...

Video is dead nuts too.

Gluten free beer? Yeah, it shouldn't exist.
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 10:41 AM
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Me.
Seconded. Thats how I read it at first Lol.
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 11:56 AM
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Seconded. Thats how I read it at first Lol.
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Old Mar 18, 2015 | 04:53 PM
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Gluten free beer? Yeah, it shouldn't exist.


Made from Rice...
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
P.S. How many of you dyslexics were expecting a thread making fun of Toyotas?
Lysdexia is nothing to fun make of. Now Alcohol or Roid Induced Dain Bramage, that's something entirely different.
Old Mar 18, 2015 | 09:16 PM
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Okay so lets say gluten allergies arent just another made up bull-s*** thing invented in the last few years for upper-middle class, Whole Foods soccer moms to blame all their problems on, (because they are like, totally not.) But if it was a real allergy, wouldn't it affect pretty much a 50/50 ratio of men/women? or hell maybe even a 2:1 ratio at worst? well from the membership of the "Gluten Allergy" FB page, it looks to be more of around A 30:1 RATIO.

And just look through the members, Im sure they all just came back from the whole foods where they bragged to the cashier about how un-vaccinated their kids are.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/4847...28621/members/



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