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Needed - someone to cheat for me - CL AD
Originally Posted by CHEATING LOSER
take math placement test for me (cupertino)
Date: 2009-11-05, 7:13PM PST
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I need someone to take the math placement test for me at a community college asap. This individual must be at least at statistics level, and willing to take a short test upon meeting(10 questions or so) to prove that you are the right candidate for the task
Physical Requirement: female, dark dark, light eyes, Caucasian
pay is negotiable
Date: 2009-11-05, 7:13PM PST
Reply to: gigs-j259v-1453543460@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I need someone to take the math placement test for me at a community college asap. This individual must be at least at statistics level, and willing to take a short test upon meeting(10 questions or so) to prove that you are the right candidate for the task
Physical Requirement: female, dark dark, light eyes, Caucasian
pay is negotiable
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Cheating on a placement test? What the hell? That's the stupidest idea ever! Like Roo said, what the hell are you going to do when you can't do the work in the class?
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Obviously I understand the superficial stupidity of this, just like everyone else does, but I can also see where she is coming from. After all, is this really so different from the high school kid that pads his or her college applications so that he or she can get in to a college that normally accepts much higher-caliber students? If she's planning on buckling down and working hard good for her... this is still pretty lame though.
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Well to play the devil's advocate; when I started going back to school I hadn't had math in 8 years, and I needed intermediate algebra level placement to take chemistry/bio. I found a loophole, if you test for wave above your level, they'll put you in the next lowest (tested for calc and did crappy, so they put me in trig).
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Well to play the devil's advocate; when I started going back to school I hadn't had math in 8 years, and I needed intermediate algebra level placement to take chemistry/bio. I found a loophole, if you test for wave above your level, they'll put you in the next lowest (tested for calc and did crappy, so they put me in trig).
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The only flaw in your theory is that she's looking for someone who can PASS the test - and get into the higher level classes. I can understand if you take the higher level placement and fail, you'll be placed in the next level down. She could take the test herself (perhaps), and qualify to do just what you did.
I was just playing the devil's advocate in saying and showing an example that there are reasons people do such things.
The MPT is a bull **** test anyway. I don't know why she's asking for a person with a statistics background. There shouldn't be anything like that on the test. All the MPT does is determine whether you need remedial coursework or not. It doesn't place you in "advanced" classes. It just determines regular math or you suck math.
The MPT is a bull **** test anyway. I don't know why she's asking for a person with a statistics background. There shouldn't be anything like that on the test. All the MPT does is determine whether you need remedial coursework or not. It doesn't place you in "advanced" classes. It just determines regular math or you suck math.


