So I'm at Dale Hardware in Fremont, and the salesman asks me if he can help me find anything. I respond, and say, "Yes, I'm looking for black caulk."

I paused and said, "wait, that didn't sound good at all." The Clerk responded, "Sir, whatever you're into."

I practically fell backwards over a display I was so embarrassed... I'm sure the entire store is laughing about it......

true story btw

 

lol, did he hook you up with your request?

 

Now imagine asking that, but with an indian accent...

 

coulda been worse, you could have been looking for something real viscous and had to ask where you could find some "thick black caulk".

 

Yeah, I don't think it would have been any better asking for a black silicone caulk either .

 

thread of the month

 

that's helladumb...

 

yaddaadaamean

 

LOL...almost as bad as last year when took my buddy to eat at my favorite Mexican joint.

The waitress asks "anything to drink?"
he goes "sure, do you guys have any negro modela"

I was quite happy that there were no brothers in the restaurant during that time. I almost melted in my chair…

 

if you guys haven't heard the crank yankers prank call about CAULK you should download it. the track is called, "NILES STANDISH CALLS A HARDWARE STORE". It's juts like this and is ***in halarious.

 

man, i wish i was there to see this one...... :rotfl:

 

wqas it an old man asking about his old caulk????

they used to play that alot on the howard stern show.

 

i worked at Home Depot for over four years. the first week i worked there and didn't know anything, i was on the sales floor doing my job which was all the store's art work and displays etc... This massive "butch" woman walks up to me and says. "I need some caulk be gone."
It scared the hell out of me. What was this "woman" trying to tell me. Is she offended that i'm a man.
After a few questions to other workers i found out that there is something called that. Another happy customer.

-rich

 

roofle~! :rotfl: