The Miracle of Toilet Paper.
03-19-2004, 03:03 PM
#1
The Miracle of Toilet Paper.
The Miracle of Toilet Paper.
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
03-19-2004, 05:02 PM
#9
Originally posted by dashiet
how did he get a avatar?
how did he get a avatar?
i had a very generous friend who had plenty of snacks to spare. back at you
Last edited by NluvwithXLR8ing; 03-19-2004 at 05:30 PM.
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