The Miracle of Toilet Paper.

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.


"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

 

thats why my ***** are so big! uh

lol
edgar,

 

I know what the answer would be to that-

"what did the five fingers say to the face?...."

 

SLAP!!!

 

"...SMACK" lol

 

Wow four replies and not of of them said....

WTLM

Welcome to last mellenium....

 

how did he get a avatar?

 

give me all your scooby snacks and i'll tell ya

 

i had a very generous friend who had plenty of snacks to spare. back at you