Marty Mcfly drives a Toyota!
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Car Info: 97' Dodge Cummins and an RSTI thingie
This thing is a straight up bad-***, no holds barred, bar room brawler of a truck. Its 1985.... its a good year, so good of a year that they made Back to the Future! Marty Mcfly drove a ****in Toyota! HE INVENTED FLY, if you drive this truck, you're automatically fly. This **** is real, it's got a fuel injected 22RE with 4 knock your teeth out and **** your mother fighting cylinders of fury. This **** bones the **** out. Are you late? NO PROBLEM, not only can you make it to work on time, but because it's paint isn't perfect you wont care if you have to run over a few people or crash into the front room of your office because you can't find a parking spot and need to clock in!
You better know how to drive stick shift, because this truck isn't for the faint of heart. You can't be a self respecting wo(man) if you don't know how to drive a stick, why? BECAUSE CAPTAIN JAMES ****ING T KIRK OF THE STARSHIP ****ING ENTERPRISE AND MARTY MCFLY CAN DO IT. Now don't get me wrong, this thing isn't for a the faint of heart, it's got a face only a mother can love. Kind of like the dude from Sin City, ugly as hell, but ready to wreck **** for a good reason; not only that but it will get you insurmountable amounts of tail. What is tail you ask? By tail I mean ***, the kind that belongs to the opposite (or same) sex. How will you get tail? This truck was blessed by some sort of shaman or some ****, any group of folk that you find sexually enticing will see you driving this **** and their pants immediately will fall off like the plague. Seriously, every where you go, people's clothes will fall off and they'll uncontrollably jump in and perform any vile acts that you can think of!
How am I going to handle all of this tail if there's only 2 seats in the tan interior of this beaster of a truck? Well I have JUST the answer for you my friend.... you have the front passenger seat for the gobstoppin cunnilingus or fellacio champion in the front and a WHOLE TRUCK BED to fill with hotties for later!
This thing has 5 speeds of mayhem coupled with 2 wheel drive for ultimate rear wheel drive fun! Buy this thing and drift the living **** out of it, just make sure to strap down the *****es in the back, because that could get messy... well hell it doesn't matter because that ****s gettin' messy later!
The motor runs pretty well, but its a little rattly in the exhaust, its like a 5'oclock shadow... *****es think its rugged.
It has about 150k miles on it, some sweet crank down windows (which kinda suck rolling back up but who cares you'll need to have them down so your newfound friends can jump in!)
The body has some battle scars, but people dig scars, it makes you look like that badass aforementioned from Sin City.
The thing gets up and goes, no frills all thrills, if you buy this **** you better buy a dental dam, a diaphragm or box of condoms, because its going to be a long night.
Pictures will be up tomorrow, or you can email me.
You better know how to drive stick shift, because this truck isn't for the faint of heart. You can't be a self respecting wo(man) if you don't know how to drive a stick, why? BECAUSE CAPTAIN JAMES ****ING T KIRK OF THE STARSHIP ****ING ENTERPRISE AND MARTY MCFLY CAN DO IT. Now don't get me wrong, this thing isn't for a the faint of heart, it's got a face only a mother can love. Kind of like the dude from Sin City, ugly as hell, but ready to wreck **** for a good reason; not only that but it will get you insurmountable amounts of tail. What is tail you ask? By tail I mean ***, the kind that belongs to the opposite (or same) sex. How will you get tail? This truck was blessed by some sort of shaman or some ****, any group of folk that you find sexually enticing will see you driving this **** and their pants immediately will fall off like the plague. Seriously, every where you go, people's clothes will fall off and they'll uncontrollably jump in and perform any vile acts that you can think of!
How am I going to handle all of this tail if there's only 2 seats in the tan interior of this beaster of a truck? Well I have JUST the answer for you my friend.... you have the front passenger seat for the gobstoppin cunnilingus or fellacio champion in the front and a WHOLE TRUCK BED to fill with hotties for later!
This thing has 5 speeds of mayhem coupled with 2 wheel drive for ultimate rear wheel drive fun! Buy this thing and drift the living **** out of it, just make sure to strap down the *****es in the back, because that could get messy... well hell it doesn't matter because that ****s gettin' messy later!
The motor runs pretty well, but its a little rattly in the exhaust, its like a 5'oclock shadow... *****es think its rugged.
It has about 150k miles on it, some sweet crank down windows (which kinda suck rolling back up but who cares you'll need to have them down so your newfound friends can jump in!)
The body has some battle scars, but people dig scars, it makes you look like that badass aforementioned from Sin City.
The thing gets up and goes, no frills all thrills, if you buy this **** you better buy a dental dam, a diaphragm or box of condoms, because its going to be a long night.
Pictures will be up tomorrow, or you can email me.
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