Anyone know where I can get one of those long JDM shift *****? I don't even know what they're called....LOL They're just long and some are phallic. I think it would be pretty funny to have.

 

ebay

 

if you want something phallic, i could just go get a molding of my manhood made for you.. but that might be too long... the roof by get in the way of shifting..... just a thought.

 

were you looking for something like this?



seriously...why the hell would you want a phallic looking shifter?? ive seen some in some skylines and 240s and theyre freakin pink and all ***** lookin

 

hahahah thats great. i would sport that. haha

 

novelty. I don't want it phallic to the point hwere you can see a shaft and a head, but kinda just a long *** shifter. I saw it in a JDM vid somewhere and i thought it was cool. LOL.

 

so what ur saying is that you still want a ***** for a shifter

 

soooo what you mean to say is you would like to hold on tight to a phallis? i have a friend you should call...

 

lol...I almost forgot about those things. Was in Japan for 10 years and me and my car buddies used to "Educate" on what the hell those shifters looked like....

Funny as h3ll when they would start to understand why we called them "Supa Chinpo Shifta"
Which translates to "Super ***** Shifter"

 

I guess the idea is that it moves the shifter higher and closer to the steering wheel for quicker throws, no?

 

i saw those in japan, that got all sorts of colors and sizes, either way (truck drivers had them most of the time) . just go to a novelty store and buy yourself i nice pink *****, some crazy glue, and some duct tape. there ya go!!! phallis **** = tEh jDm YoOoOoO!!!!!

 

No they made for longer less precise shifts....they are the exact opposite of a short throw shifter....

 

LMAO. They just look funny. I don't know. I thought it would go well w/ the shocker sticker in terms of "shock value." :P

 

either A: People will look at you very oddly or B: you may attract some people u dont want