4chan FTW

 

but i can do this

 

wtf....

 

edgy...

 

All i can say is Karma is a *****...

 

... a whole nation of people who actually read this.... *shudders*

(ok now i'll read it since every reply seemed to) sigh

 

the first half was better, it didnt really even have a good ending.: progressively happier and higher tone EUREKA! music:
He shouldve said
"For one whole minute, i was trying to figure out what i wanted to do with my magical ball of goodness, and then i said... wait a minute! i attained the unattainable, i banged a chick and blew a load on her bathroom floor that she will never experience ever again, and left my come-isht sox in her mailbox to greet her in the morning. How to be the best boyfriend for dummies

Ive just invented the guidelines to the perfect hit-it-and-s***-it get-back-at-her and take-my-load-off one night stand!"

I dont know, something like that wouldve been better, it kinda leaves you hangin.

I need to go try something now...