Leaning on Cars
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I've also seen people, shot, stabbed, shot at, beat to near death, etc. for threatening to shoot someone. Pretty much a bad idea across the board.
I grew born in the hood. I'm not naive to that environment. I've gotten into and done some pretty retarded stuff in my life time. Just never gone that way.
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Event 1: Stupid **** leaned on my 64 impala to "look cool" at the time I was...well lets just say not a nice person. I grabbed her by the hair, and thru her a good 3-4 feet away to land on her ***. Everyone else in the car club laughed at her and my GF at the time said she better run or she was going to shoot her....I laughed.
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Making passively suggestive commentary works most times.
1. Wannabe leaning on my freshly detailed 4Runner that also had freshly painted and installed sliders and Marlin bumpers.
Parked at AutoZone Union City, I said "Dude, sick 4Runner, where'd you find it?". He goes into a b.s. story, meanwhile my Wife walks up with the fob I handed her to play him, chirps the alarm, says "Honey, let's go, we're ready." while I look at dude in the eyes close up and say aloud "Sick Ride Bro, btw, you're khakis are even sicker with that spray painted stripe, should work really well for you.". Dude turns beet red while all of the staff inside the store who were watching break out in laughter and his 2 friends begin **** talking him. Laughed all the way home, grabbed the can of Krylon Black and touched up the front bumper.
2. Drunken as$hat leaning on my days old truck at Cannibeat then opening my tailgate to sit down.
Daughter walks up to him and says "My Daddy's truck's as awesome as him, you make it look stupid, go home.".
Seriously, how does one possibly pull a come-back on a 3yr/old who just plain shut you down.
Lesson, yes, we care about our rides but as someone said today "..these days cars are a fashion statement for the kids...". Times are different, violence won't solve it, trolling and witnesses does as honestly embarrassment (mental pain) lasts longer than bruises.
Now go wash and detail your crap cars.
1. Wannabe leaning on my freshly detailed 4Runner that also had freshly painted and installed sliders and Marlin bumpers.
Parked at AutoZone Union City, I said "Dude, sick 4Runner, where'd you find it?". He goes into a b.s. story, meanwhile my Wife walks up with the fob I handed her to play him, chirps the alarm, says "Honey, let's go, we're ready." while I look at dude in the eyes close up and say aloud "Sick Ride Bro, btw, you're khakis are even sicker with that spray painted stripe, should work really well for you.". Dude turns beet red while all of the staff inside the store who were watching break out in laughter and his 2 friends begin **** talking him. Laughed all the way home, grabbed the can of Krylon Black and touched up the front bumper.
2. Drunken as$hat leaning on my days old truck at Cannibeat then opening my tailgate to sit down.
Daughter walks up to him and says "My Daddy's truck's as awesome as him, you make it look stupid, go home.".
Seriously, how does one possibly pull a come-back on a 3yr/old who just plain shut you down.
Lesson, yes, we care about our rides but as someone said today "..these days cars are a fashion statement for the kids...". Times are different, violence won't solve it, trolling and witnesses does as honestly embarrassment (mental pain) lasts longer than bruises.
Now go wash and detail your crap cars.
Last edited by TheFozz; Jan 2, 2014 at 07:07 PM.
Over the years I have caught a total of 3 people leaning on one of my cars.
Event 1: Stupid **** leaned on my 64 impala (hydro/ gold Dayton wire wheels, lace and stripe purple candy paint) to "look cool" at the time I was...well lets just say not a nice person. I grabbed her by the hair, and thru her a good 3-4 feet away to land on her ***. Everyone else in the car club laughed at her and my GF at the time said she better run or she was going to shoot her....I laughed.
Event 2: ****er at a car show decided it would be cool to set his drink down on my hood (84 Nissan minitruck frametucked and hydro's, candy brandy purple paint). He got cold cocked from the side then held down by 2 friends while we beat the **** out of him.
Event 3: At that big car gathering, the one for Paul Walker in early December. Stupid punk kid leaning on the trucks bumper. Walked up, told him he best take off before I find a rope and a tree and we play cowboys and Asians. His buddy didn't laugh, he didn't laugh, but they both looked like they got the message and left...and yes I was ready to throw down if they started something.
I don't take that **** lightly. IN fact someone here I leaned accidently on his center console and broke the little plastic lock, I am buying him a new one. A mans car is a mans (or womans) car...ya don't **** with it.
Event 1: Stupid **** leaned on my 64 impala (hydro/ gold Dayton wire wheels, lace and stripe purple candy paint) to "look cool" at the time I was...well lets just say not a nice person. I grabbed her by the hair, and thru her a good 3-4 feet away to land on her ***. Everyone else in the car club laughed at her and my GF at the time said she better run or she was going to shoot her....I laughed.
Event 2: ****er at a car show decided it would be cool to set his drink down on my hood (84 Nissan minitruck frametucked and hydro's, candy brandy purple paint). He got cold cocked from the side then held down by 2 friends while we beat the **** out of him.
Event 3: At that big car gathering, the one for Paul Walker in early December. Stupid punk kid leaning on the trucks bumper. Walked up, told him he best take off before I find a rope and a tree and we play cowboys and Asians. His buddy didn't laugh, he didn't laugh, but they both looked like they got the message and left...and yes I was ready to throw down if they started something.
I don't take that **** lightly. IN fact someone here I leaned accidently on his center console and broke the little plastic lock, I am buying him a new one. A mans car is a mans (or womans) car...ya don't **** with it.
