The labes they SHOULD put on alcohol bottles....
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The labels they SHOULD put on alcohol bottles....
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. 
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real
Last edited by rau; Jan 10, 2007 at 10:49 PM.
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Originally Posted by gh0st shad0w
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe labes is the correct spelling for labels
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Originally Posted by dan avoN7
lol
still not as bad as that NSX-****er or whatever his name was
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that you can Stop traffic with your bare hands
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that you have not drunk enough and need more alcohol
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to go blind for two days with the only cure being more alcohol
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading reason why grown men can end up hugging a toilet bowl and praying for a quick death as they empty their lower stomachs of the recently consumed alcohol...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that you have not drunk enough and need more alcohol
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to go blind for two days with the only cure being more alcohol
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading reason why grown men can end up hugging a toilet bowl and praying for a quick death as they empty their lower stomachs of the recently consumed alcohol...
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Originally Posted by ucbsti
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to sleep with ugly and or massive land-beasts of wimmenz
lol jk
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you not to be able to enjoy your car.
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