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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
Haha, just desserts! :banana:
When the dump truck ahead of the mazda hit the grade change, the shock released a soccer-ball sized dirt clod, which bounced into the air, and proceeded to hit the mazda right in the center of the windshield, spider-webbing the entire thing in an instant.
How's that for instant Karma?
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Originally Posted by HellaDumb
Some guy cut me and my buddy off trying to merge from 101N to the 92W overpass. We had to slow down and follow since this guy in a mazda pickup sped up when he saw our turn signal.
When the dump truck ahead of the mazda hit the grade change, the shock released a soccer-ball sized dirt clod, which bounced into the air, and proceeded to hit the mazda right in the center of the windshield, spider-webbing the entire thing in an instant.
How's that for instant Karma?
When the dump truck ahead of the mazda hit the grade change, the shock released a soccer-ball sized dirt clod, which bounced into the air, and proceeded to hit the mazda right in the center of the windshield, spider-webbing the entire thing in an instant.
How's that for instant Karma?
Here's mine: On 7th Ave. in the City on the way to Laguna Honda Resevoir, a cop was ******* me in my blind spot. Luckily, I could see him thanks to the way I set my passenger side mirror. So anyway, I take it nice n slow at 25 mph until we get to the intersection where Clancy's Pumpkins/Christmas Trees is. Two people made left turns in front of oncoming me, which was fine because there was enough room, but some idiot decides to be the third person and swings her damn Camry in front of me. I have to jam the brakes and I honk my horn. Funny thing is, she didn't see the cop in my blind spot since I obscured the cruiser from her, and the cop had to jam his brakes too. The cop gets mad and hits his sirens and chases her up the hill. Sweet success! I had a grin on my face for the next 8 blocks or so :banana:
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okay, this is becoming a Karma thread... we should all share:
I'm riding my motorcycle to work one morning, and as usual, traffic isn't heavy, but bogs down at times, so I am cruising along in the carpool lane at around 70MPH. I slow down a bit as I get near a huge clump of cars, with a red mustang GT at the rear of the pack. I know he can see me, because there is a huge space between him and the guy behind him. So the jackass in the red mustang decides that 1) he's not going to sit, all alone in his car, in traffic when there's a perfectly good empty carpool lane next to him and no cops around and 2) his POS mustang GT can beat the pants off of any CBR600RR. He cuts me off as he jams into the carpool lane, brake checks me since I'm close (the idiot didn't give me any room when he cut me off), and then floors it. I'm like "okay, whatever.. if I wanted to smoke you, I could, but I'm in no hurry" so I decide to put more separation between us and let him pull away... right past the CHP truck with camper shell with no external light bar that was 3 cars ahead, in front of a huge Ford Expedition. For those of you haven't been on 101 in the morning, there is a CHP truck/camper shell with all the police lights hidden inside. The mustang FLIES by the guy, followed by me a good 5 seconds behind...
The CHP pulls out behind me and flashes his high beams, so I think I'm screwed... I change lanes, mentally ticked off... and he ZOOMS by me to catch up with the mustang. As soon as he gets behind the mustang, he lights up the hidden lightbar and bloops the siren. The mustang dood is caught, and he knows it. They both change lanes and I just cruise on by. The look on the mustang driver's face was PRICELESS. He glares over to me as I slow down to glance over, and I just shook my head and took off. The last I saw of him, he was pulling over across 3 lanes with the CHP truck tailgating his rear, lights all flashing.
It was a beautiful thing. *SNIFF*
I'm riding my motorcycle to work one morning, and as usual, traffic isn't heavy, but bogs down at times, so I am cruising along in the carpool lane at around 70MPH. I slow down a bit as I get near a huge clump of cars, with a red mustang GT at the rear of the pack. I know he can see me, because there is a huge space between him and the guy behind him. So the jackass in the red mustang decides that 1) he's not going to sit, all alone in his car, in traffic when there's a perfectly good empty carpool lane next to him and no cops around and 2) his POS mustang GT can beat the pants off of any CBR600RR. He cuts me off as he jams into the carpool lane, brake checks me since I'm close (the idiot didn't give me any room when he cut me off), and then floors it. I'm like "okay, whatever.. if I wanted to smoke you, I could, but I'm in no hurry" so I decide to put more separation between us and let him pull away... right past the CHP truck with camper shell with no external light bar that was 3 cars ahead, in front of a huge Ford Expedition. For those of you haven't been on 101 in the morning, there is a CHP truck/camper shell with all the police lights hidden inside. The mustang FLIES by the guy, followed by me a good 5 seconds behind...
The CHP pulls out behind me and flashes his high beams, so I think I'm screwed... I change lanes, mentally ticked off... and he ZOOMS by me to catch up with the mustang. As soon as he gets behind the mustang, he lights up the hidden lightbar and bloops the siren. The mustang dood is caught, and he knows it. They both change lanes and I just cruise on by. The look on the mustang driver's face was PRICELESS. He glares over to me as I slow down to glance over, and I just shook my head and took off. The last I saw of him, he was pulling over across 3 lanes with the CHP truck tailgating his rear, lights all flashing.
It was a beautiful thing. *SNIFF*
not so much about traffic
but a buddy of mine from high school, tred to give me a flat tire, by placing a bottle of beer underneath one of my tires...not knowing what he did, i waived to my friends good-bye who were standing about 2 feet from my car,and saw him with a big grin on his face, full of aniticipation...
as i backed up, i heard a the bottle break, and a long loud cry...then i saw him laying on the ground holding his face as if it was pissing blood
turns out, one of the glass shards from the bottle kicked out cut him across his cheek, 6 inches long, basically sliced his face
he wasn't smiling for a long time
but a buddy of mine from high school, tred to give me a flat tire, by placing a bottle of beer underneath one of my tires...not knowing what he did, i waived to my friends good-bye who were standing about 2 feet from my car,and saw him with a big grin on his face, full of aniticipation...
as i backed up, i heard a the bottle break, and a long loud cry...then i saw him laying on the ground holding his face as if it was pissing blood
turns out, one of the glass shards from the bottle kicked out cut him across his cheek, 6 inches long, basically sliced his face
he wasn't smiling for a long time
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Well this isn't really bad karma for someone else but good karma for me. I was riding my motorcycle past Westvalley College one day, the bike is an XR650r a dirt bike converted to be street legal. As I'm riding along a cop going the other way suddenly whips a u-turn and pulls up right behind me. I think I'm sccrewed, I going to get pulled over and have to go through a big explination about the bike bering street legal and all that. As I pull up to a light and stop the cop is right behind me when all of a sudden a car in the next lane blows the red light and almost causes a huge accident. The cop pulls around me and gives me one of those 'this is your lucky day' looks and goes after the guy that blew the light.
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I've got two that come to mind:
1. I was towing a trailer on 99 north of Chico, and the safety chain came off - I didn't know it, but a CHP saw it dragging and pulled me over - and a Vette blew past us doing over 85...cop then threw down his pencil, cursing - looked at me and said don't you ever drive without the safety chain attached again, and chased after the vette, I passed them on the side of the road about 10 miles up - Vette guy was laying face down.
2. In college, the first time, I drove a motorcycle. I always drive the speed limit around the college because there are so many pedestrians and bicycles. There is a 4 way stop near the football field and I came up to it, came to a complete stop and a guy on the cross street blows the stop sign because he doesn't want to wait for me - his car came within a foot of hitting me. I was cursing in my head - a few seconds later a black and white flashes me and I pull over repeating the mantra "I was not speeding!" but he blew by me, he was after the guy who didn't stop!
1. I was towing a trailer on 99 north of Chico, and the safety chain came off - I didn't know it, but a CHP saw it dragging and pulled me over - and a Vette blew past us doing over 85...cop then threw down his pencil, cursing - looked at me and said don't you ever drive without the safety chain attached again, and chased after the vette, I passed them on the side of the road about 10 miles up - Vette guy was laying face down.
2. In college, the first time, I drove a motorcycle. I always drive the speed limit around the college because there are so many pedestrians and bicycles. There is a 4 way stop near the football field and I came up to it, came to a complete stop and a guy on the cross street blows the stop sign because he doesn't want to wait for me - his car came within a foot of hitting me. I was cursing in my head - a few seconds later a black and white flashes me and I pull over repeating the mantra "I was not speeding!" but he blew by me, he was after the guy who didn't stop!
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Originally Posted by subiedon
not so much about traffic
but a buddy of mine from high school, tred to give me a flat tire, by placing a bottle of beer underneath one of my tires...not knowing what he did, i waived to my friends good-bye who were standing about 2 feet from my car,and saw him with a big grin on his face, full of aniticipation...
as i backed up, i heard a the bottle break, and a long loud cry...then i saw him laying on the ground holding his face as if it was pissing blood
turns out, one of the glass shards from the bottle kicked out cut him across his cheek, 6 inches long, basically sliced his face
he wasn't smiling for a long time
but a buddy of mine from high school, tred to give me a flat tire, by placing a bottle of beer underneath one of my tires...not knowing what he did, i waived to my friends good-bye who were standing about 2 feet from my car,and saw him with a big grin on his face, full of aniticipation...
as i backed up, i heard a the bottle break, and a long loud cry...then i saw him laying on the ground holding his face as if it was pissing blood
turns out, one of the glass shards from the bottle kicked out cut him across his cheek, 6 inches long, basically sliced his face
he wasn't smiling for a long time
LMFAO, that's the funniest story I have heard for a long time! Bit gruesome though
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