A V-TEC CHRISTMAS


Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining
In a second the shockwave hits like a blast
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past

Don't bother with third, cause it's now too late
Just try to act cool, like you can relate
Looking up at the tailights as they get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler

"You can't win them all" he says in a fling
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight
With my new mods tomorrow....it will be a better night

Unknown author

 

hehehehe, nice find. =]

 

Thats a good one. . . I think I have found my new X-Mas card. . . . . Cheers

WRX Rush

 

*Makes mental note to send on Christmas cards to ALL ricer friends*
:banana:

 

I prefer my version :banana:

"T'was the night before Christmas and caught at the light
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight
I will try, I will try, I will try with this boxer motor
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin
These are the names of my four WRX pistons

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action
I don't have to worry, AWD gets me traction
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing
All that V8 can see is my polished Vishnu muffler bling
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining
In a second the shockwave hits like a blast
My turbo lag ends, and that V8s a thing of the past

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late
I want to keep going, but I guess I have to wait
Looking up at the headlights as they get smaller
I back off the gas just to give him a holler

"You can't win them all" I say in a fling
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight
AWD turbo owned another V8 tonight..."

 

That's a sweet version. It makes Christmas with a Scooby all the much better!

 

:banana: that's awesome

 

Nice! this is the best line "I don't have to worry, AWD gets me traction"

 

lol... you got that from pdc didnt you ness?

 

yup but i thought i'd share