My first time in Hawaii was great. Very beautiful and relaxing. I saw several nice subys and girls. Why can't ocean beach be like waikiki?

 

we're too far north

 

How many ABC stores did you see there?

 

LOL. I lost count within the first block of my hotel last time I was there.

 

Man the bay area is so much better than Hawaii. Especially Waikiki most of the hot white girls are from CA anyway. But they do have some fine AZN women though.

 

You know what? oh wait.. did you go to Oahu? The Todai's there is REALLY good. I liked that one. I also like the ice cream from the Polynesian Cultural Center. That's hella good ice cream! And I think it's on Kalikawa... there's a **** shop there that's owned by a grandma and grandpa... it's funny hehe. I'm going back this August! yey! Time to look like a beached whale again! either that or another Japanese tourist! yey!

 

Speaking of hot white girls, the hookers were off the hook. I thought they were a bunch of young college girls dressed up for a night out until I saw the glass slippers.

 

hell yeah! Best damn todai evAr... tons of fresh fish. I took my wife there on her birthday when we were there. Yeah... so I'm a cheap bastard

 

anyone care to post pics?

 

hahaha glass slippers. that's a good one. When I went to Hong Kong in Jan. this year, There were hella hookers everywhere. I never saw so many Indian hookers in my life. They be lookin scary too! there was this old old old hooker and the whole posse of them was lookin at me and my friend... maybe they like big boys cuz I think we were the biggest guys in HK that day haha. and then we went to Temple Street before they had the night market, and man, there were these Chinese girls standing there in a small group and they were dressed like the asian girls here who are about to go clubbin but these girls were hookers! and you can tell cuz their pimps are close by. And at night, my friend and I were walkin.. and this old man came up to us and said, "You want Chinese? Japanese? Indian?" and we looked at each other and we said, "Ohh no.. we just ate! we're full. thank you!" and he said, "No... you want fun with girls?" hahaha and we left and started crackin up hahaha. I guess you had to be there. dang..

 

Dood.. you're not cheap. you're hella smart and responsible. And your wife should get on her knees and give you a present because you just bought her a new pair of shoes with the money you saved. That 27 dollars plus tip ain't nothin to joke about homie. You should feel proud! and hopefully satisfied after that night. nuff said

 

she's gonna give me an engagement ring? I'm already married

BTW - shout out to el sobrante... i grew up next door to you in pinole

 

ahhh Hawaii. why you gotta ruin my day getting me thinking about beautiful beaches?

 

Man Waikiki sucks ***. It's SO dirty there. Other local beaches are cool if you're not into the tourissty thing and like the beach for surfing etc.

 

hawaii rules,

but as a resident of Oahu. i admit this is not the best island in terms of beauty. . .



aloha from the summit of Mauna Kea