Jews Hate Hipsters!

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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:56 PM
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Jews Hate Hipsters!

Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids

I can just picture a melee of Hasids and Hipsters, spilling into the streets..


Groups of bicycle-riding vigilantes have been repainting 14 blocks of Williamsburg roadways ever since the city sandblasted their bike lanes away last week at the request of the Hasidic community.

The Hasids, who have long had a huge enclave in the now-artist-haven neighborhood, had complained that the Bedford Avenue bike paths posed both a safety and religious hazard.

Scantily clad hipster cyclists attracted to the Brooklyn neighborhood made it difficult, the Hasids said, to obey religious laws forbidding them from staring at members of the opposite sex in various states of undress. These riders also were disobeying the traffic laws, they complained.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/b...#ixzz0ZE9JL7VX
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 01:05 PM
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Anyone with white hands I think maybe the ones to blame
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 01:35 PM
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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Wow...so removing the bike lane paint means nobody will ride bikes and it's safer for whom?
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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Williamsburg.....ugh.
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:36 PM
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Sounds like a great place to sit in a 3rd story window with a high power pellet gun, and shoot some tards as they try to paint.
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:54 PM
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Maybe they should just ban low-rise hipster pants. Oh, and it's not just the Jews that hate Hipsters.
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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next time just run them over

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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:01 PM
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i am pretty anti-hipster, but removing street lines to appease a religion?
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:10 PM
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:17 PM
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next time just run them over
I would shoot them in the helmet, but they don't wear helmets.
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""They don't want the hipsters in their neighborhood," he said. "It's like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn't want black people in the neighborhood."

REALLY??? SRSLY??? I mean yeah, its stupid that they didn't want to see scantily clad hipsters because of their religious beliefs. but comparing this to racial bigotry is straight retarded.
Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:31 PM
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one of them almost hit my car because they couldnt stop because it has no brakes, thats smart no brakes
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when did the U.S.A. become government controlled middle east.

I mean remove bike lanes because it make someone stumble in their religious walk... sorry but maybe you need some work on your walk.

Remove bike lanes just means cars will take up more space and bikes will more than likely be up on the curbs more often. It's not going to stop them from riding in the area. That's just ridiculous. People ride where they need to ride.

Sorry but this is not the middle east.... we have the right to wear whatever the hell we want. I don't like seeing dudes in spandex or fat chicks in tube tops but that doesn't mean I have the right to tell roadies they can't ride their bikes and ladies trying to shed those pounds they can't walk on the sidewalk.



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