hahaha!

 

I'm so JDM I use carbon fiber toilet paper.

I'm so JDM I have "Type R" tattooed on my ...

 

I'm so JDM, I get WRB(lue) *****

I'm so JDM, i have yen in my wallet

I'm so JDM, when i hear bride, i don't think about the ladies...i think about the seats

I'm so JDM, i don't own an xbox (if you guys keep up with gaming )

I'm so JDM, my mirrors fold themselves

I'm so JDM, .jp doesn't mean just playin

 

im so jdm i **** on this thread and then make my porno co start ***** actress chick eat a live salamander that she pulls out of my *** hole while i ****. All the while playing some random *** underground japanamie screaming chick music

 

If you were truly JDM your car would be rated in PS instead of Kw.....
so -1 JDM Kakkoii point-o

I'm so JDM I owned an Astro Van in JDM-land.
I'm so JDM I own a JDM plate from a car that I owned in JDM-land.
I'm so JDM, I'm going back....

 

pwnd.

 

im so jdm i can't speak in full sentences
im so jdm i have a spec roof vent

 

I'm so JDM i use my mouse with my left hand

 

i do that too, but not cause of JDM-ness.

 

lol.....single hand surfer

 

I'm so JDM my small p3nis is a short throw

 

im so jdm i have spec r carbon fiber condoms

 

now thats JDM

 

im so jdm my jdm water i/c cooler sprays green tea

 

I'm so JDM I make blow off valve sounds when I walk.