Im So JDM i can drift like rhys millen in Japan and drive like crap in the US

 

how come i never see you at my supermarket, anyone for a supermarket drift meet?

 

Com'on I've been doing that since I was able to push the shipping cart for my parents

 

i'm so jdm, i only eat kobe slim jims.

i'm so jdm, i drink my ichiban beer through a straw to get the boba.

i'm so jdm, i have a titanium spec-d type-r turbo'd zojirushi juice extractor.

 

I'm so JDM I refuse to use paper towels or hand dryers after washing my hands.
I'm so JDM I play Gran Turismo sitting to the right of my TV.
I'm so JDM I watch anime with Japanese sub-titles.

 

I'm so JDM when I go driving, theme music begins playing and I can ignore all laws of physics.

 

I'm so JDM i know the names of AV idols. (I actually don't)

 

I'm so JDM I already started working tomorrow.

I'm so JDM I can only see internet videos in PAL format.

I'm so JDM I have green tea flavored Kool Aid.

I'm so JDM I time attack my way to work.

I'm so JDM I have a dragon tattoo that has a tattoo of me on it.

 

I'm so JDM my WRX runs off of Sake and Pockey

 

best so far. and if you dont get it you've never been to Japan to see all the Honda Integras running around with Acura emblems

 

私はある従ってjdm 、私はこのポストの理由を理解しない

 

Japanese Domestic Market or Model (depending on who you talk to).

 

hey! I do that too and then for some reason my girlfriend starts walking really slowly as I run and drift around corners

 

I'm so JDM I get paid to draw pictures of pantyless schoolgirls.

 

^---Well I think huck just won this... not much more to say.