i'm bored, so here's some jokes :p
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Originally posted by BADWRX
I am pretty sure that it is still in the planning stages. They are looking at building it out by the new airport in HK.
I am pretty sure that it is still in the planning stages. They are looking at building it out by the new airport in HK.
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Originally posted by dvsVer.VI
imagine the weather and noise your gonna go through when there. waiting in line, while all sweaty and sticky...i'd rather hit up the arcades in mongkok with industrial status a/c...as long as i got initial d and battle gear
imagine the weather and noise your gonna go through when there. waiting in line, while all sweaty and sticky...i'd rather hit up the arcades in mongkok with industrial status a/c...as long as i got initial d and battle gear
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the mall lobby that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an
older lady, limping slightly with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
older lady, limping slightly with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
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At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet stretches out to Air
Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified hand shake from
Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the
edge of central London where they then board an open 17th century coach
pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They ride toward
Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons. So far everything is going well. Suddenly the right
rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in the British Empire and
so
powerful that it shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two Dignitaries of State do their
best to ignore the incident. But, embarrassed, the Queen decides it's
impossible to ignore it. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm
sure you understand that there are some things not even a Queen can
control."
Ever the Texas gentleman, the President replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
something, I would have thought it was one of the horses!"
Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified hand shake from
Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the
edge of central London where they then board an open 17th century coach
pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They ride toward
Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons. So far everything is going well. Suddenly the right
rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in the British Empire and
so
powerful that it shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two Dignitaries of State do their
best to ignore the incident. But, embarrassed, the Queen decides it's
impossible to ignore it. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm
sure you understand that there are some things not even a Queen can
control."
Ever the Texas gentleman, the President replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
something, I would have thought it was one of the horses!"
Originally posted by babysmurf
At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet stretches out to Air
Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified hand shake from
Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the
edge of central London where they then board an open 17th century coach
pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They ride toward
Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons. So far everything is going well. Suddenly the right
rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in the British Empire and
so
powerful that it shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two Dignitaries of State do their
best to ignore the incident. But, embarrassed, the Queen decides it's
impossible to ignore it. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm
sure you understand that there are some things not even a Queen can
control."
Ever the Texas gentleman, the President replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
something, I would have thought it was one of the horses!"
At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet stretches out to Air
Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified hand shake from
Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the
edge of central London where they then board an open 17th century coach
pulled by six magnificent white matching horses. They ride toward
Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons. So far everything is going well. Suddenly the right
rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of flatulence ever heard in the British Empire and
so
powerful that it shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two Dignitaries of State do their
best to ignore the incident. But, embarrassed, the Queen decides it's
impossible to ignore it. "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm
sure you understand that there are some things not even a Queen can
control."
Ever the Texas gentleman, the President replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
something, I would have thought it was one of the horses!"
BWAHAHAHAHA!LMAO!
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Originally posted by DanyoCantDrift
Good one, where are you getting these from or are these off the top of your head, if so ddaaayyyammmm...go for "Last Comic Standing" lol
Good one, where are you getting these from or are these off the top of your head, if so ddaaayyyammmm...go for "Last Comic Standing" lol
nah, there's just jokes i've heard from time to time. so i'm passing them on for good laughs
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minivan - ok, I stand corrected 2nd tallest Chinese dood around haha. BTW, is your aunt's husband a Northerner?
And nah I don't smoke, I do lotsa push-ups and sit-ups instead
dvsVerIV - "Pang kow pang" is better than "sai gua do", but then again where the hell in HK am I gonna find baseball supplies?!
And you couldn't pay me enough to go to HK Disneyland in the summer, hell nah! I'd rather just wander aimlessly around in Tai Koo Shing haha...
2nd tallest Chinese dood around haha. BTW, is your aunt's husband a Northerner?And nah I don't smoke, I do lotsa push-ups and sit-ups instead
dvsVerIV - "Pang kow pang" is better than "sai gua do", but then again where the hell in HK am I gonna find baseball supplies?!
And you couldn't pay me enough to go to HK Disneyland in the summer, hell nah! I'd rather just wander aimlessly around in Tai Koo Shing haha...
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Originally posted by Choku Dori
minivan - ok, I stand corrected 2nd tallest Chinese dood around haha. BTW, is your aunt's husband a Northerner?...
minivan - ok, I stand corrected
2nd tallest Chinese dood around haha. BTW, is your aunt's husband a Northerner?...
his family's from hk i think or at least canton