LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

 

im tall enough to ride on those rides! and im ABC also. i feel like a giant in chinatown

 

Why is it always foggy in Daly City???

-coz we Filipinos steam/cook our rice all at the same time

 

the best is when u go to places like hk and u hit ur head on all the signs as u walk down the street.....

 

I'm a good ol' ABC that's 6'1" or 6'2" (I think I grew again recently ) and 205lbs, built like a mini pro wrestler cuz of all the protien and weight training. I smash my forehead into the tops of MTR subway doors in HK and have the combined mass of 3 Gu Wak Jai's. Behold, I am the largest Chinese man I know (except for Yao Ming, but he don't count cuz I dunno him personally ). I do know this other girl from Shanghai who's like 6 ft tall tho. Them's Shanghainese are friggin HUGE!!

 

LOL!!!!!

Here's another one :

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response, except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.

Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the ****." "Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "President Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Suzuki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Representative
Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble!"

Suzuki shouted, "The Taliban, 2001."

 

my aunt's husband is like 6'4" chinese guy.. and prolly well over 200 too... he's big....

 

Yeah I smoke, I dunno how that stunts growth.

but ABC's in general are a little taller. I dunno, we get more nutrition in America? lol I can't really think of a good reason.

 

They are building a Disneyland in Hong Kong.

 

Hey isn't that insane? Like I still see japanese schoolgirls in Disneyland. I'm like "don't you guys have one in Tokyo?"

Silly asian people.

 

Dude, They need to build one in HK because damn Tokyo Disneyland is just too damn crowded! So clean, but so nut to butt packed!

By building one in HK, they will allow SE Asian tourists a better place to go. Disney isn't stupid, they can more than support a park in HK.

 

And yeah, my damned wife wants me to take her to Anahiem. I keep telling her that if you have seen one, you have seen them all! The only exception to Tokyo Disneyland is that it is so clean and new. Otherwise, it is the same, minus the Matterhorn, of course!

 

I am pretty sure that it is still in the planning stages. They are looking at building it out by the new airport in HK.