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i was watching the history channel with my buddy and his wife the other day. it was about the military and there was an aircraft carrier on the tv screen. the broad says, "that's cool, they should make those for the land."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
Definitely deserved it...
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hmm well i might be mistaken that with maps but im pretty sure it was gmail because i'd always get frustrated
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i was watching the history channel with my buddy and his wife the other day. it was about the military and there was an aircraft carrier on the tv screen. the broad says, "that's cool, they should make those for the land."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
Ha Ha, that reminds me of when this story.
I was standing on the beach ( I believe we were at San Gregorio Beach at the time ).
The person asks me "Which way is West?"
I respond "Uhmmm.....That Way *Points directly out across the water"
I mean, I can understand if you are inland maybe not knowing which way is which, but your standing on the friggin Pacific Coast. How much more obvious does it need to be for you?
I was standing on the beach ( I believe we were at San Gregorio Beach at the time ).
The person asks me "Which way is West?"
I respond "Uhmmm.....That Way *Points directly out across the water"
I mean, I can understand if you are inland maybe not knowing which way is which, but your standing on the friggin Pacific Coast. How much more obvious does it need to be for you?
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haha i used to think that the Monterey peninsula was Japan (from SC shore facing south) i assumed i was facing west and looking across the pacific 
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Ha Ha, that reminds me of when this story.
I was standing on the beach ( I believe we were at San Gregorio Beach at the time ).
The person asks me "Which way is West?"
I respond "Uhmmm.....That Way *Points directly out across the water"
I mean, I can understand if you are inland maybe not knowing which way is which, but your standing on the friggin Pacific Coast. How much more obvious does it need to be for you?
I was standing on the beach ( I believe we were at San Gregorio Beach at the time ).
The person asks me "Which way is West?"
I respond "Uhmmm.....That Way *Points directly out across the water"
I mean, I can understand if you are inland maybe not knowing which way is which, but your standing on the friggin Pacific Coast. How much more obvious does it need to be for you?
It's QQ thankyouverymuch
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That's just hilarious and wrong!
omg
i was watching the history channel with my buddy and his wife the other day. it was about the military and there was an aircraft carrier on the tv screen. the broad says, "that's cool, they should make those for the land."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
omg
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i was watching the history channel with my buddy and his wife the other day. it was about the military and there was an aircraft carrier on the tv screen. the broad says, "that's cool, they should make those for the land."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."
she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."
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I was talking to this dumb chick @ the marina bars last night
she's like
"you guys going back to the bay area tonight'
hella dumb doesnt she know sf is in the bay area
she's like
"you guys going back to the bay area tonight'
hella dumb doesnt she know sf is in the bay area
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well maybe she meant in a mountainous area with steep mtns and deep valleys, then she would be right. Though i doubt she meant that! "dumb broad" lol
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i just remembered this... happened like 6 years ago when i had my Bug.
Guy comes up to me and started asking me about the car, testing how much i know about the car, where things are, what it has.......
Then asks me where the radiator is.............
Guy comes up to me and started asking me about the car, testing how much i know about the car, where things are, what it has.......
Then asks me where the radiator is.............
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^^^ that reminds me of this...
Walking in downtown Monterey with my ex. Three army guys (in their t-shirts that say "ARMY") ahead of us. Porsche parked in the hotel loading zone with is cargo compartment door open (is it still called a hood? bonnet?) Either way, we know a Porsche is MR. The guys walk buy it, turn their heads to look at the motor, and one of them goes "Uhhh......nice engine on that Porsche..."
My ex went "Don't say anything..."
Walking in downtown Monterey with my ex. Three army guys (in their t-shirts that say "ARMY") ahead of us. Porsche parked in the hotel loading zone with is cargo compartment door open (is it still called a hood? bonnet?) Either way, we know a Porsche is MR. The guys walk buy it, turn their heads to look at the motor, and one of them goes "Uhhh......nice engine on that Porsche..."
My ex went "Don't say anything..."