They asked me if I knew the web address to google.com?...............




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Me: :walksaway:

 

did you tell them "it's 'y-a-h-o-o-dot-com'"?

 

should have

 

tell them it's 209.85.171.100 !!!

go ahead and put that into your url bar, or click my link

hi

 

you made that =D

 

A conversation in SF:

"The deadline for overnight packages WEST of the Rockies is 7pm"

"Are we west of the Rockies?"

"....."

 

thats like asking what the phone number for 911 is

 

reminds me of

 

 

^haha




I like when people go

"is this recyclable?"

"uhh its made of paper/plastic"

"so yeah?"

""

for some reason people still think you can only recycle printer paper and aluminum cans.

 

shoulda told em to google it...

 

lol

It took Google until a few months ago to have a Gmail link off Google.com

I always thought it was stupid to search gmail inside of google.

I was too lazy to type www..com i guess lol

 

my thoughts exactly

 

I thought they have had that done for like over a year now?

 

i was watching the history channel with my buddy and his wife the other day. it was about the military and there was an aircraft carrier on the tv screen. the broad says, "that's cool, they should make those for the land."

I say back to her, "they do. they're called airports."

she ran out the door crying. what a dumb *****. make a statement like that you should be able to laugh at yourself. my buddy gets mad at me and i'm like, "what, did she mean a long *** truck that can land planes on it while driving? cuz thats just retarded."