Originally Posted by OneManArmy

Ryan... hell yes. Nice to hear of a little justice for some of these idiots.

Originally Posted by nation

my name is aaron and i hate people,equally.

theres a lady who walks her dogs everyday(lab and golden retriever)
on more than one occasion she has let one or both dogs crap on my lawn. ive found the crap but never who was doing it until yesterday. i happened to be washing the car when she stops at my driveway while her dog leaves a nice pile on my lawn(were theres already a yellow/brown spot from other dogs)

i stop rinsing the car off and ask her what shes doing and if shes going to pick it up. she proceeds to tell me that other peoples dogs crap on her lawn and dont clean up so why should she. i was honestly shocked. i kept my cool and explained that i am not one of those people and im only going to ask one time for this to never happen again. just then dog number 2 starts to pee were dog 1 pooped. since i happened to be holding my hose(my garden hose sickos) i simply sprayed her dog. and let me say,she lost her s h i t. she started screaming at me,calling me every name possible.

i laughed and continued to rinse my car off. she walks away and flips me off. i remind her of the crap she left on my lawn and she tells me to F-off. i smile and say ok.

i finish washing the car,grab a baggie and picked up her poop. i swear i have no idea how it ended up on her windshield.

today she never passed my house on my side of the street,guess she got my point.

i hate people

Originally Posted by ryball

Hi, my name is Ryan, and I ****ing hate people.

So just now I'm driving next to this stupid ***** in a Jetta and for some reason I just knew she was going to be a ****ing douche so I move my hand up to the horn. She has her window down and is blasting Justin Beiber or some ****. She decides to change lanes into me because she wasn't paying attention, but she needs to get over NOW. I lay on the horn. She keeps coming. I am RIGHT next to her looking out my passenger window at her. She swerves back into her lane and throws her arms up yelling "WHAT?!?!?" Both arms by the way... leaving the car to steer itself.

Seriously? "What?"??? REALLY?

The light is red. I call her a stupid ****ing ***** to myself and she basically climbs out her window yelling at me. Yelling. At me.

I rolled my window down to educate her on the finer points of traffic law. I was being relatively civil, but the people in the cross walk felt it their responsibility to join in and call her some very colourful and creative names. Even the guy behind me felt compelled to open his door, stand up and let her know how he felt about the situation.

She rolled up her window thoroughly defeated STILL yelling. When the light turned green, she floored it lighting up her tires so she could cut me off to get where she was going.

This is where the story would normally end, but unfortunately for her there was a cop that saw the whole thing and pulled her over. **** YOU. Suck on that karma you stupid ****ing *****. I pointed and laughed... and so did everyone in the giant intersection that saw the incident. We all also honked at her.

I hate people.

Finally, a cop when you need one.

Originally Posted by nation

since i happened to be holding my hose(my garden hose sickos) i simply sprayed her dog. and let me say,she lost her s h i t. she started screaming at me,calling me every name possible.

Originally Posted by ryball

You should have sprayed the crap onto her.