I feel like such a retard...
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try getting dropped off at your house at 4 in the morning hammered off your ***, walkin into the garage and sitting indian style in front of your front bumper, having a heart to heart talking with your subaru. you finally pass out and wake up to your roomates taking pictures of you laid out on the garage floor..
haven't slept in 2 days.... so i took a nap earlier and i just woke up. thought it was morning already and that i overslept for work. panicked, i threw on my clothes started my car and was about to drive off to work.. then realized that it was the sun setting.. not rising....
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try getting dropped off at your house at 4 in the morning hammered off your ***, walkin into the garage and sitting indian style in front of your front bumper, having a heart to heart talking with your subaru. you finally pass out and wake up to your roomates taking pictures of you laid out on the garage floor..
Skyy* vodka. Sorry I'm a stickler on vodkas.
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once i woke up at 7AMish and freaked out cuz I was late for school. hopped in and out of the shower, ran downstairs saw my mom cooking breakfast, saw my dad pull into the garage in his car
I get to school and it's pretty empty and im like wtf??
turns out it was 7PM not AM...and my dad was coming home from work...not leaving...and my mom was cooking dinner not breakfast.
i don't take naps anymore just in case lol.
I get to school and it's pretty empty and im like wtf??
turns out it was 7PM not AM...and my dad was coming home from work...not leaving...and my mom was cooking dinner not breakfast.
i don't take naps anymore just in case lol.
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i parked my truck in my buddies grass before, stepped in dog crap right before i got into my truck and got poo all over my gas peddle, it stunk very bad. i used a lot of fabreeze that day.
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Wake up with hair that is 9" tall, go down to change the oil on the RS wearing a white tshirt, as I'm doing so I spill an old jug of Mobil1 on the ground, so I rush to clean it up, get it all clean (it was like the Valdez oil spill in the 8s... I finish up the RS, and got in the car (car was fine) get to the mall where I had to pick up a quick gift for a friend, then I go to kragen, and finally stop at a friends house to drop some items off...
First thing he says to me is "Dude, what the f' is on your back?", I reverse my shirt to find the entire back covered in mobil1 ... I went everywhere not only with my hair so tall I couldn't drive my car (no hat FTL) but with a oil colored stain on my entire back. pwn3d. I was so caught up in cleaning that crap that I didn't realize it got all over my shirt. I check the car seats and by some miracle none of it got on anything...
In the end I accepted my pwnage.
You guys do stupid crap like this? Share your stories.
First thing he says to me is "Dude, what the f' is on your back?", I reverse my shirt to find the entire back covered in mobil1 ... I went everywhere not only with my hair so tall I couldn't drive my car (no hat FTL) but with a oil colored stain on my entire back. pwn3d. I was so caught up in cleaning that crap that I didn't realize it got all over my shirt. I check the car seats and by some miracle none of it got on anything...
In the end I accepted my pwnage.
You guys do stupid crap like this? Share your stories.
let me tell you a story about a good friend of mine, we'll call him 'Tuner Y'.
one day, Tuner Y decided to empty his oil can at the shop. this oil can is very handy, you can attach a compressor to it and pump the oil directly out into another tank.
as Tuner Y begins pumping he exclaims "hey look, the warning label says 'do not exceed 5 PSI' but im already at 20!"
no sooner does he say this than an enormous bukakee stream of oil erupts from the top of the can covering him, half the shop, and hitting the ceiling.
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let me tell you a story about a good friend of mine, we'll call him 'Tuner Y'.
one day, Tuner Y decided to empty his oil can at the shop. this oil can is very handy, you can attach a compressor to it and pump the oil directly out into another tank.
as Tuner Y begins pumping he exclaims "hey look, the warning label says 'do not exceed 5 PSI' but im already at 20!"
no sooner does he say this than an enormous bukakee stream of oil erupts from the top of the can covering him, half the shop, and hitting the ceiling.
one day, Tuner Y decided to empty his oil can at the shop. this oil can is very handy, you can attach a compressor to it and pump the oil directly out into another tank.
as Tuner Y begins pumping he exclaims "hey look, the warning label says 'do not exceed 5 PSI' but im already at 20!"
no sooner does he say this than an enormous bukakee stream of oil erupts from the top of the can covering him, half the shop, and hitting the ceiling.
