Wake up with hair that is 9" tall, go down to change the oil on the RS wearing a white tshirt, as I'm doing so I spill an old jug of Mobil1 on the ground, so I rush to clean it up, get it all clean (it was like the Valdez oil spill in the 8s... I finish up the RS, and got in the car (car was fine) get to the mall where I had to pick up a quick gift for a friend, then I go to kragen, and finally stop at a friends house to drop some items off...

First thing he says to me is "Dude, what the f' is on your back?", I reverse my shirt to find the entire back covered in mobil1 ... I went everywhere not only with my hair so tall I couldn't drive my car (no hat FTL) but with a oil colored stain on my entire back. pwn3d. I was so caught up in cleaning that crap that I didn't realize it got all over my shirt. I check the car seats and by some miracle none of it got on anything...

In the end I accepted my pwnage.

You guys do stupid crap like this? Share your stories.

 

good thing it didnt ruin the RS interior

 

V5 Sti seats!

 

was a bonus no oil got in the car that's for sure.

 

I'm just glad it wasn't blood, and I didn't get pulled over... I think thats next on my list...

"Officer! It's my own blood!"

 

you bleed oil?!
you didn't get oil in your hair did you?

 

^^lol

 

me? do stupid things? nev4r!

 

gotta clean that oil up right away and keep the environment nice. hey could you dump some of my old oil,

 

you got an RS?
pics!

 

hasn't he always had an RS?

 

try getting dropped off at your house at 4 in the morning hammered off your ***, walkin into the garage and sitting indian style in front of your front bumper, having a heart to heart talking with your subaru. you finally pass out and wake up to your roomates taking pictures of you laid out on the garage floor..

 

for whatever reason i thought he sold his old rs to get his tr
whoops

 

 

Doing stupid things is part of life. IF you don't, you're probably not human.