How would you respond to this? (neighbor parking complaint)

Old Feb 19, 2014 | 01:49 PM
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How much privacy will you have when your house is burned down?
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LxJLthr

2) Rent white (preferable dilapidated) Ford E350 van...limo tint the windows...get Jourdan to make you a vinyl BangBros stickers or wrap (or something similar)...park outside the window for a week.
/\THIS!!! FTW...

I am not a fan of the PD and tend to leave them out of my biz as much as i can but I Still say you notify the PD. You are covering your *** if something does go down. The PD will have record and it wont be as much of a he said she said. also if the PD does come out they (THE "LAW") will inform her that she has no legal ground to tell you or anyone for that matter, where they can or cant park on a public street.
I wouldn't go over and talk to them directly without notifying the PD.
For all you know they could be dealing dope out the window and your vehicle parked there blocks customer parking.
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LxJLthr
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2) Rent white (preferable dilapidated) Ford E350 van...limo tint the windows...get Jourdan to make you a vinyl BangBros stickers or wrap (or something similar)...park outside the window for a week.
Nothing settles a neighborly dispute like a rape van, wrapped in **** and parked right outside your house.
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 03:51 PM
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Nothing settles a neighborly dispute like a rape van, wrapped in **** and parked right outside your house.
It is all about setting standards and managing people's expectations! After that, a simple 4 door commuter Civic will seem like a blessing!
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 03:58 PM
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It is all about setting standards and managing people's expectations! After that, a simple 4 door commuter Civic will seem like a blessing!
True story. LOL
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 04:01 PM
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I think I prefer the bang bros van
Make sure you hire some kids to jump inside of it to make it seem legit
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Queen Jade
Nothing settles a neighborly dispute like a rape van, wrapped in **** and parked right outside your house.
I no longer know you or hubby, or our mutual friend at the bike shop. [/PlausibleDeniability]
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 04:24 PM
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Drop a deuce in front of that window srs
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 04:25 PM
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I no longer know you or hubby, or our mutual friend at the bike shop. [/PlausibleDeniability]
Internet anonymity. Be friends with that term. LOL
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Queen Jade
Internet anonymity. Be friends with that term. LOL
Kinda hard to make it stick in my line of work since you all know me. What's sad is I got 0 excuses having grown up here and moved back. More than 25 years of being a local puts me in this thread where I know the lady writing the notes and what she's like b/c we lived a block over. *She absolutely hated my R/C's and the Chevy. So many lul'z and WTH's.
Old Feb 19, 2014 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TheFozz
Kinda hard to make it stick in my line of work since you all know me. What's sad is I got 0 excuses having grown up here and moved back. More than 25 years of being a local puts me in this thread where I know the lady writing the notes and what she's like b/c we lived a block over. *She absolutely hated my R/C's and the Chevy. So many lul'z and WTH's.
If she is all blue haired battle-axe...then tell that woman to kick rocks. Gripey old people **** me off, especially when they have nothing to gripe about. Lady, NO ONE is trying to look in your bathroom window, for fear you might be in it.
Old Feb 20, 2014 | 08:55 AM
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Leave some curtains on her porch.
Old Feb 20, 2014 | 11:43 AM
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leave a pile of poo on her porch.
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Old Feb 20, 2014 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Overbear
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leave a FLAMING pile of poo on her porch.
I'd rather not be that vindictive to neighbors though.

I WOULD plastidip spray her windows though.
Old Feb 20, 2014 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 04GG
RE-fix:

I'd rather not be that vindictive to neighbors though.

I WOULD plastidip spray her windows though.
Agreed, and I love the plastidip idea!

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