How NOT to get pulled over???
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
Don't drive. Foolproof 
I've seen a bunch of poor guys go through it.
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Originally Posted by ZK
I got pulled over in SF doing 80mph in a 35mph zone. It was on Sunset going around the lake... if you know SF you will know those series of flowing corners.
Slow the eff down....I'm tired of getting eyed by the po-po while coming home & minding my own business, especially Fri-Sun, when guys like you are out playing Initial D!! 
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Yeah, driving an American sports car will help you out. One time driving down 680S right past the Berryessa exit with my friend in his dad's Viper we were flying down the freeway going like 135mph and still accelerating. There apparantly was a cop getting onto the freeway from McKee Road, and he saw us. My friend slowed down and the cop eventually pulled up next to us, it was a CHP. He just looked over, grinned and drove off. I was like "WTF". Haha, that was cool. If we were in a Japanese sports car, we probably would be in some deep ****, European car...I'm not so sure, but most cops leave me alone when I'm speeding down the highway with dark tint and dealership plates on my M5.
Originally Posted by OneManArmy
seee...there is the ticket....DRIVE DOMESTIC>>HAAA>
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Originally Posted by CLsmooth71
not so fast, sonny! you can still get jaywalking & bicycle tickets.....nothing more embarrassing than getting pulled over by an occifer on a Schwinn w/the disco lights! I've seen a bunch of poor guys go through it.
I've seen a bunch of poor guys go through it.
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^^I got a $111 j-walking ticket in Westwood while I was at UCLA. I couldn't pay it (because I was broke), and when I finally could it cost me $600. If anyone has a more expensive ticket for a more benign crime, I'd like to hear it*.
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
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Originally Posted by soundwave
what does it look like and where do i buy one?
LOL
Have a CHP11-99 plate frame - make a replica, hahahaha
LOL
Have a CHP11-99 plate frame - make a replica, hahahaha
My friend actually gave me it, since he get's two every year for donating, so i'm not sure 100%-- but I believe it is this organization "http://www.copsmember.com/", but you should check if thier decal is similar to the description above first. All I know is that since putting it on I haven't got harassed since, and I constantly drive 80 mph and weave through traffic when im running late.
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Originally Posted by MVWRX
^^I got a $111 j-walking ticket in Westwood while I was at UCLA. I couldn't pay it (because I was broke), and when I finally could it cost me $600. If anyone has a more expensive ticket for a more benign crime, I'd like to hear it*.
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
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Originally Posted by MVWRX
^^I got a $111 j-walking ticket in Westwood while I was at UCLA. I couldn't pay it (because I was broke), and when I finally could it cost me $600. If anyone has a more expensive ticket for a more benign crime, I'd like to hear it*.
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
*I j-walked across Brockton on Weyburn, a one way intersection where there is NO traffic at 1:30 AM (when I crossed it), just as the walk sign started blinking. The LAPD was waiting in an unmarked, unlit car just across the street. I called BS and got the riot act (including handcuffs and a seat in the back of the car) for J_WALKING!!!
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Originally Posted by MVWRX
^^I got a $111 j-walking ticket in Westwood while I was at UCLA. I couldn't pay it (because I was broke), and when I finally could it cost me $600. If anyone has a more expensive ticket for a more benign crime, I'd like to hear it*.
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If you ever get pulled over, never tell a cop that your taxes pay his salary that makes you his boss. Very bad idea, but at least I said it to the biggest ***** cop in the whole area and didn't get a ticket. This was went I use to go to the Fremont, San Jose runs a few years back.
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Originally Posted by CLsmooth71
yeah, I know SF, and I know "those series of flowing corners" because they're out my front windows!? I don't revel in other people's misfortune, but Sunset, Lake Merced, Skyline is not the touge!? Slow the eff down....I'm tired of getting eyed by the po-po while coming home & minding my own business, especially Fri-Sun, when guys like you are out playing Initial D!!
Slow the eff down....I'm tired of getting eyed by the po-po while coming home & minding my own business, especially Fri-Sun, when guys like you are out playing Initial D!!