I would have been perfectly happy not seeing this 4 feet from my door.

 

howd u kill it; slipper? bb gun? fire? electricity? peeing on it? all of the above?

 

Dude, that's my ex!

 

First I stunned it with the giant flash on my camera, and then squished it with my half price Piloti's

Seriously though, it took me a minute or two to be able to squish it because I was wearing shorts and was worried about missing it, and it jumping on my leg!

 

Scary man, if that was inside I'd have problems sleeping at night. LoL

 

never seen one in a house before. time to get dome cats...

just squish away though, they're not gonna kill you just touching you.

 

My brother's cat eats spiders, I taught my pitbull how to squash them with his feet. But I'd leave that MFer to myself. Some wd-40 and a lighter would do the job.

P.S.

Good Kill

 

Flamethrowing is always a fun and great option for spiders. Watching them shrivel up is fun. LoL

 

The crazy thing is... I don't live out in the country anymore! I wouldn't have been surprised to see one when I lived out in the sticks, but now I live in town, on the beach! I actually never saw one when I lived out in the sticks.

I rent though, so torching it that close to the wall/base board was out of the question. I was always running late for work.

Oh, and if it isn't a goat or chicken flavored, my dog has no interest in it

 

Yea don't forget about the crackling sound they make. Only drawback is the funk smell.

 

wuss...

 

should have used your teeth to kill it, like a real man

 

^ they are actually rich in protein.

 

umm, excuse me... maybe my computer screen sucks, what kind of spider is it.

i ****ing hate spiders man, **** that **** man, i cant stand them

i use a lighter to kill the little bastards

satan's little spawn is what they are

 

looks like a black widow.