Help Huck get laid.
Dude, seriously... he just got:
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
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Originally Posted by joltdudeuc
Dude, seriously... he just got:
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
a & b are kewl **** c & d
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You're in... you can't leave and in the throws of passion as you are set forth to let your steed rear up and clear his strong nostrils upon her lovely eyes, face and hair you will thank me, just do not call out my name.
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I'm just trying to imagine the dinner conversation. I theorize part of it went something like this:
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Huck: I pretty much make toys and draw cars.
Girl: ....
Anyways hopefully huck secured the poon. We don't wan't him collecting rape dollars from evsoul after all.
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Huck: I pretty much make toys and draw cars.
Girl: ....
Anyways hopefully huck secured the poon. We don't wan't him collecting rape dollars from evsoul after all.
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Huck is currently unconcious, laying in a bath tub full of ice. There is a note in his hands with directions to the hospitol.
Godspeed!
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Originally Posted by joltdudeuc
Dude, seriously... he just got:
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
a) got raped and loved it
b) told to stfu and went home without tang and got stupid drunk
c) she was a immigration agent undercover, and huck is gone
d) she was a he, got raped, and hated it
-Gagan
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I am affraid I am going to have to agree with Gagan on "d"....
It can be very embarrasing and awkward to attempt to explain to your long term friends and aquaintances that your heart has been stolen by a lovely transgendered person.
My guess is he wasn't raped so much as he is now trying to figure out how to tell us all that he has worshipped at the staff of the breasted goddess.
Let's go easy on him, and if I may suggest, should you see him, don't attempt to make him feel better with a conciliatory "pat on the butt"....he may still be a bit sore.
Huck, I understand, it's ok, I am sure she is adorable, if you need couple's counceling, surrogacy or if she needs one on one type counceling, please call. I specialize in certain awkward Nuts and Bolts of these particular situations.
Hugs
JV
It can be very embarrasing and awkward to attempt to explain to your long term friends and aquaintances that your heart has been stolen by a lovely transgendered person.
My guess is he wasn't raped so much as he is now trying to figure out how to tell us all that he has worshipped at the staff of the breasted goddess.
Let's go easy on him, and if I may suggest, should you see him, don't attempt to make him feel better with a conciliatory "pat on the butt"....he may still be a bit sore.
Huck, I understand, it's ok, I am sure she is adorable, if you need couple's counceling, surrogacy or if she needs one on one type counceling, please call. I specialize in certain awkward Nuts and Bolts of these particular situations.
Hugs
JV
Originally Posted by STi_4_Keri
maybe Huck and his (transgendered) date fell in luuuurve and no longer feels the need to hang out with us here in BAIC 
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Originally Posted by gh0st shad0w
I smell jealously. Huck you've been looking for love in all the wrong places. haha
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Before I even get down to the details let me first profess my overwhelming love for JV (cohlineman). There is only one other man on this fine earth who's wit and smarts makes me want to dry hump them like a highschool freshman hitting 2nd base in the backseat of my parent's car, and that's Eddie Izzard. Sorry JV, he speaks french and actually dresses up in women's clothes in public.
C'mon JV, when you going to realize that laying cable isnt your true calling in life and start editting fulltime for Penthouse Forums or writing the sequel to "The 120 Days of Sodom"? Your public awaits.
C'mon JV, when you going to realize that laying cable isnt your true calling in life and start editting fulltime for Penthouse Forums or writing the sequel to "The 120 Days of Sodom"? Your public awaits.