So Huck is recently single and my horny *** soon-to-be-divorced self has a date tonight. But in San Jose! I know, WTF am I doing in San Jose?! You're probably thinking, "Damn, Huck must be crazy lonely and really horny to drive all the way down to San Jose for a girl". I agree. But she is actually pretty hot and seems to have at least half a brain so what do I really have to lose? Other than a half tank of gas?

Now to complicate matters, you see, homegirl was supposed to arrange the restaurant plans for tonight but has came up with nada. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me! (reminds self she's hot and I'm damn horny and will take whatever I can get right now).

Since I don't know shiz about San Jose I am turning to BAIC for help. So please brothers, somewhere chill with grub food, drinks, and close to downtown. Help a brother out!!!

 

TTIWWOP....

she a hockey fan?

 

German food - go to Teske's Germania. Great food, great beer.
Italian-ish food, Il Fornaio is good, or hit up Spiedo. There's always Japantown as well.

 

theres plenty of choices in downtown SJ, im pretty familiar with the downtown location. lemme know what kinna food you guys are looking for and ill help you decide on what places to go

-Ave

 

Not picky at all. I had thought about Blowfish, but not sure I'm feeling sushi tonight.

 

santana row is a good place to head too, plus they have a bar there as well or you can make your way to the v-bar inside hotel valencia- drinks are a bit pricey tho.


downtown locations:
Il forniao, McCormicks and Schmick, old spaghetti factory for italian
Scotts Seafood for seafood
Grill on the Alley or Arcadia (inside the marriott) for Steakhouse
PF Changs for Chinese
or you can do Fondue at Melting Pot

San Pedro Square is also a good place for food and drinks.



-Ave

 

I'll put a vote in for Mccormick and Schmick's. Good food, kinda romantic atmosphere.

 

Aww Huck I didn't know you're that desperate! Who here wants to go spy on Huck and his date?!?!

 

*mean face*

 

Go to in&out

 

Taco Bell FTW!

 

the Wienerschitzel on 4th st makes some of the best biscuits and gravy around. Seriously!

 

+1 for this ^^^

Plus if she's boring you, there may be other eye candy round them parts to entertain your eye *****!

 

I would hit up Santana Row plenty of food and booze spots to choose from in walking distance if you get bored at one location. Honestly that is probably the best thing that San Jose has to offer.

BTW bring condoms

 

+2 for Santana Row. Lost of choice don't have to think.. and you can get ur car valet like those lambos and ferraris that you always see in front of the hotel.