HELP - guy on cross-country smells like CRAP

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Old Nov 12, 2004 | 01:33 AM
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The same thing happened with this guy on another hs soccer team. He was a french man that didn't wash himself. Finally after a playing against him for a few years, my coach finally told his coach and I guess he did it on purpose to keep us away from him. I say you throw him in back of a pick up truck and tie him down and take him to a car wash!
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 09:04 AM
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fabreeze his ***!!!!
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 09:13 AM
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fabreeze his ***!!!!
hahahahahahahah
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by OneManArmy
fabreeze his ***!!!!
LOL!!! i like, don't spray, just pour the whole thing on him
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 09:31 AM
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LOL!!! i like, don't spray, just pour the whole thing on him
If it only came in bulk...
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by mmboost
If it only came in bulk...
dont pour it on him... get the whole team to collect as many bottles as you can, pour it in a tub and toss that funky guy in....
Old Nov 12, 2004 | 10:12 AM
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If it only came in bulk...

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Old Nov 14, 2004 | 01:27 AM
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Another reason why you should be #1 in cross country... then you wouldn't have to smell him on the track at least.
Old Nov 14, 2004 | 06:11 AM
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If he's on the track team, then it's probably medical not bacterialogical.

There is nothing he can do, and IMHO, the recommendations here seem rude at best.

Think about this, if it bothers you this much, how is he ever gonna find a partner or even a friend?
Old Nov 14, 2004 | 07:38 AM
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If someone stinks, say 'Go take a damn shower, ya dirty bastard.'

If actually has a medical condition, apologize and go about your business. Sometimes you have to be up front to get someone to confront their ways if they actually are a dirty person. No need to dance around the subject, if he stinks, he stinks. It is making everyone's life miserable, so someone needs to raise the flag.
Old Nov 14, 2004 | 09:29 AM
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Douse him with rubbing alcohol and set him on fire. That should kill all the bacteria on that nasty ****. LOL
You might not need alcohol....his scent might be flamable already.
Old Nov 14, 2004 | 09:34 AM
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u guys have locker rooms, right? why don't you just slip an anonymous "you smell like death" note in his locker.

situation addressed and no one directly harmed. that should work



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