HELP - guy on cross-country smells like CRAP

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Nov 11, 2004 | 06:13 PM

TheOmega

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HELP - guy on cross-country smells like CRAP

HELP NEEDED

Guy on Cross-Country team smells like crap!!!! Many people have filed complaints on the stench. School nurse has even discussed this sensitive subject with him. We all want to tell him to take a shower.

How can we do this without sounding out of line?

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:16 PM

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For Christmas give him a bar of soap and a stick of deoderant.

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:18 PM

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Buy him some deoderant...

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:23 PM

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tell him ur worried about his personal hygiene and he should take care of himself or he will get sick.

or just stop playing nice and tell him to wash his ***.

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:38 PM

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throw bar soap at him when he runs by you

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:41 PM

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just spray him down w/ a hose.... man, use some mr. clean autodry on his ***....

Nov 11, 2004 | 06:58 PM

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I believe there is a skin disease that causes this. A guy in my hs class had it. It sucks big time for everyone involved :\

Nov 11, 2004 | 07:05 PM

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Did you see the scene in Rambo: First Blood where they hose him down w/ a firehose. Give you any ideas?

Nov 11, 2004 | 07:12 PM

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Douse him with rubbing alcohol and set him on fire. That should kill all the bacteria on that nasty ****. LOL

Nov 11, 2004 | 07:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by krzyxrevver12

use some mr. clean autodry on his ***....

Yes!

Nov 11, 2004 | 07:32 PM

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TheOmega

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dang, good ideas!

Nov 11, 2004 | 07:51 PM

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lol. i remember in high school we had a french teacher that was somewhat hairy around the facial regions. and her teeth looked like corn on the cob doused in butter. so before winter break, we left a package of disposable razors and toothpaste in a box for her all wrapped up

Nov 11, 2004 | 10:18 PM

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lol

if this is a serious question, why doesn't your entire team delouse this guy?

Nov 11, 2004 | 10:29 PM

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mace him with some axe body spray

Nov 12, 2004 | 12:36 AM

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ya, its around thanksgiving, might as well get him a soap/detergent basket or something. hosing that mother down sounds like fun, and it'll be more direct! =P

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