Headstrong black Cobra driver in SF
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Headstrong black Cobra driver in SF
So I was driving behind a black Ford Cobra today, looks late-model and loud. Anyways we pull onto Sloat from Portola in SF and I get into the lane next to him. He looks over at my black WRX and revs and is looking hard, and I'm thinking it's rare to see a young Asian man driving a muscle car, that's cool. So Cobra dude pulls up next to my window and says, "This thing will smother you, doood."
OK so I first starting laughing hysterically. Then I start laughing harder as he pulls into the right lane and is about to turn off onto 19th Ave. I'm like, WHAT you're going to talk trash and then run off in the other direction?! So I holler at him, "Come on dude let's go!" and he pulls back into a lane to continue on Sloat.
There is decent traffic on Sloat in all three lanes. So what does Cobra dude do when the light turns green? He flies down the street while I'm just cruising along behind the other cars hoping they will turn off so I can have a safe road to drive on. He flies in front of a bunch of cars, cuts two lanes of traffic off, gets into the far left turn lane, flips a u-turn and drives in the OTHER DIRECTION. This is after driving on Sloat for two blocks.
As he's headed in the other direction on Sloat, I give him a big THUMBS DOWN and laugh at him. And I really hope he saw me cause he had a bad attitude and he deserved it.
To the Cobra dude: if you're going to talk **** and look hard, #1 don't do it in a Ford. #2 don't think you won a "race" after you took off in front of the other "racer" while they're stuck in traffic. #3 don't run from the race after YOU talked smack. #4 the streets are not a NASCAR loop and you're not a NASCAR driver when you cut other cars off you're just obnoxious.
haha watch out for this guy he's a tool
OK so I first starting laughing hysterically. Then I start laughing harder as he pulls into the right lane and is about to turn off onto 19th Ave. I'm like, WHAT you're going to talk trash and then run off in the other direction?! So I holler at him, "Come on dude let's go!" and he pulls back into a lane to continue on Sloat.
There is decent traffic on Sloat in all three lanes. So what does Cobra dude do when the light turns green? He flies down the street while I'm just cruising along behind the other cars hoping they will turn off so I can have a safe road to drive on. He flies in front of a bunch of cars, cuts two lanes of traffic off, gets into the far left turn lane, flips a u-turn and drives in the OTHER DIRECTION. This is after driving on Sloat for two blocks.
As he's headed in the other direction on Sloat, I give him a big THUMBS DOWN and laugh at him. And I really hope he saw me cause he had a bad attitude and he deserved it.
To the Cobra dude: if you're going to talk **** and look hard, #1 don't do it in a Ford. #2 don't think you won a "race" after you took off in front of the other "racer" while they're stuck in traffic. #3 don't run from the race after YOU talked smack. #4 the streets are not a NASCAR loop and you're not a NASCAR driver when you cut other cars off you're just obnoxious.
haha watch out for this guy he's a tool
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HAHA....
On 19nth the other night there was this totally suaved out wiener in a convertible camaro that was reving his engine at me, and then swerving into my lane and trying to irk me - i just put on my aviator shades and blasted my radio back at him - and i was listening to the wussiest tortise song ever. I played it magnum PI style, and he hated it.
but...
I wanted to get out of the car and slap him across the face with my dong, then grab his cell and speed dial his mom and congratulate her for raising such an pathetic arsehole. Whats up with these guys? I Seriously wish i could shoot their tires out or throw a can of catfish bait into their car, but im sure it would cause more trouble.
I'm going to start thinking of an invention that would really get these guys without being at fault.
On 19nth the other night there was this totally suaved out wiener in a convertible camaro that was reving his engine at me, and then swerving into my lane and trying to irk me - i just put on my aviator shades and blasted my radio back at him - and i was listening to the wussiest tortise song ever. I played it magnum PI style, and he hated it.
but...
I wanted to get out of the car and slap him across the face with my dong, then grab his cell and speed dial his mom and congratulate her for raising such an pathetic arsehole. Whats up with these guys? I Seriously wish i could shoot their tires out or throw a can of catfish bait into their car, but im sure it would cause more trouble.
I'm going to start thinking of an invention that would really get these guys without being at fault.
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even though it's a ford that engine is one of the strongest motors out right now and if he did race youm you would have lost unless you have a decent sized turbo.
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From what I know, the recent Mustang Cobra's supercharging system has a flaw in which it gets so hot that it loses efficiency and loses horsepower as it gets hotter as a result.
Regardless of the supercharger problems, I aint scared of no V8. My car is damn close to stock and it runs very strong. Wish I could have taken him on the track and see how well my dinky little 2.0 turbo could hold up against big heavy 5.0 supercharged power.
Regardless of the supercharger problems, I aint scared of no V8. My car is damn close to stock and it runs very strong. Wish I could have taken him on the track and see how well my dinky little 2.0 turbo could hold up against big heavy 5.0 supercharged power.
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Dammm you and your logic!
ok just looked it up, on a dyno the stock 03 SVT Cobra makes 340 to the wheels. that's insane. my wrx only makes 216.
oh well i'm still not a jerk. :banana:

ok just looked it up, on a dyno the stock 03 SVT Cobra makes 340 to the wheels. that's insane. my wrx only makes 216.
oh well i'm still not a jerk. :banana:
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when they rev at me i rev back and just let them take off... not worth the stress on my car to try and drag race a v8.. i dont really drag race anyone but my friends anyways its boring and takes no skill (besides being able to shift). im sure u woulda had more fun if the cobra d!ckhead met you on the twisties.
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Originally posted by DarkAngel
street racing is bad
street racing is bad
Seriously you had nothing better to say? I'll kick you for ruining my post next time I see you at school!! Better I will kick your car and watch you cry and then beat me into unconsciousness
Originally posted by thebankman
Wish I could have taken him on the track and see how well my dinky little 2.0 turbo could hold up against big heavy 5.0 supercharged power.
Wish I could have taken him on the track and see how well my dinky little 2.0 turbo could hold up against big heavy 5.0 supercharged power.
Scoobyboy, was it Saturday night you heard that? I was trying to sleep and I heard exhausts for a straight 15 minutes. Damn I wanted to go see.

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Originally posted by my2003wrx
I believe the cobra uses a 4.6L engine, not a 5.0L.
Scoobyboy, was it Saturday night you heard that? I was trying to sleep and I heard exhausts for a straight 15 minutes. Damn I wanted to go see.
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I believe the cobra uses a 4.6L engine, not a 5.0L.
Scoobyboy, was it Saturday night you heard that? I was trying to sleep and I heard exhausts for a straight 15 minutes. Damn I wanted to go see.

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